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Message 1135081 - Posted: 2 Aug 2011, 5:40:50 UTC - in response to Message 1134889.  

Karen is a great longlife fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers. They are a professional American football team based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The team currently belongs to the North Division of the American Football Conference (AFC) in the National Football League (NFL).
Steelers

Oh....you mean the Steelers rugby team.....yup!.... heard of them..
Got some BIG girls in their team, wonder what
position this girl plays in ? Somewhere up front
no doubt.


    There once was a Brit named Mike,
    Who thought he'd be coy and sly.
    He toyed with a plan that he liked,
    But didn't give much thought as to why.

    Maybe he was only having fun,
    Or - he was truly looking for a fight.
    But KLC read this thread and saw his pun,
    And with a jolt headed out into the night.

    He joked about the team that she loves,
    The team that she cheers and adores.
    In a flash she put on those gloves,
    Now it's only mercy for which he implores.





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Message 1135147 - Posted: 2 Aug 2011, 11:42:29 UTC
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Hey Karen....is this really you?....Kor!..you can beat me-up if you like now...
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Message 1135149 - Posted: 2 Aug 2011, 11:49:13 UTC

I dont mind the poems and wordplay, But lets stay away from, well you can quess:)
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Message 1135154 - Posted: 2 Aug 2011, 12:00:06 UTC - in response to Message 1135149.  

I dont mind the poems and wordplay, But lets stay away from, well you can quess:)


Hey James...if you gonna play the ref' then tell Klc to give the ball-up....we wont to get on with the game....
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Message 1135333 - Posted: 3 Aug 2011, 1:32:37 UTC
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You didn't have to hit me that hard!!
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Message 1135337 - Posted: 3 Aug 2011, 1:39:23 UTC

We are wandering to far of topic.
Back to Puns please.
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Message 1135340 - Posted: 3 Aug 2011, 1:52:49 UTC - in response to Message 1135337.  

We are wandering to far of topic.
Back to Puns please.


Uli....that was a visual pun!

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Message 1135404 - Posted: 3 Aug 2011, 7:00:34 UTC

I told my friend about the creative writing class I took, and she said that she had a simile experience
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Message 1135599 - Posted: 3 Aug 2011, 18:26:56 UTC

My friend described my blind date thusly: "She is a Stacked Ten!"

But when I got to the restaurant I only metaphor...

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell

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Message 1135886 - Posted: 4 Aug 2011, 13:41:51 UTC

Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.
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Message 1135977 - Posted: 4 Aug 2011, 18:13:31 UTC

They came out with a GPS device for bird watchers that has tern by tern directions.
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Message 1136040 - Posted: 4 Aug 2011, 21:19:31 UTC - in response to Message 1135333.  
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Thy reckons that these two girls could be one and the same model ?
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Message 1136095 - Posted: 5 Aug 2011, 1:43:44 UTC - in response to Message 1136040.  



Thy reckons that these two girls could be one and the same model ?

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Message 1136136 - Posted: 5 Aug 2011, 4:26:16 UTC

So long as she isn't

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Message 1136193 - Posted: 5 Aug 2011, 9:23:49 UTC

James, time to clean this up?
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Message 1136208 - Posted: 5 Aug 2011, 11:09:23 UTC

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said "No change yet".
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Message 1136221 - Posted: 5 Aug 2011, 12:26:23 UTC

The hand surgeon went to the opthamologist to be examined for carpal tunnel vision.
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Message 1136237 - Posted: 5 Aug 2011, 13:52:00 UTC

I have to ask that photos not be posted in here. I am ok with word play that are not really puns, But photos are not puns or world play.
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Message 1136279 - Posted: 5 Aug 2011, 15:47:58 UTC

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a door"
"Patient I think your unhinged, I'll open you up and check"
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Message 1136563 - Posted: 6 Aug 2011, 3:04:59 UTC

Hmmmmmmm....
Seems it's my turn to deal, eh?
Anybody wanna start a pun war at BROWNSVILLE STATION?
"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

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