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Message 1118539 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:13:31 UTC

A TOOTH is a terrible thing to PASTE.
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Message 1118540 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:14:26 UTC

TONGUE you think we have gone far enough?
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Message 1118541 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:14:39 UTC

I'm getting SPITTING mad now!!!
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Message 1118542 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:15:05 UTC - in response to Message 1118539.  

A TOOTH is a terrible thing to PASTE.

A hidden BRUSH off?
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Message 1118543 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:15:23 UTC

JAW outta think about it before losing your temper.
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Message 1118544 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:16:33 UTC

What if we had a pun war and NOVOCAINE?
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Message 1118545 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:17:09 UTC

Im so ENAMELd of a good pun.
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Message 1118546 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:17:15 UTC

MANDIBLEity of some folks to pun around here is astounding.
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Message 1118547 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:17:54 UTC

I'll beat you all to a PULP!
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Message 1118548 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:18:38 UTC

Not before I get to your ROOT.
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Message 1118549 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:19:32 UTC

Ouch! You are making me RINSE!
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Message 1118550 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:20:40 UTC

Watch out, FLOURIDE be careful if I were you.....
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Message 1118551 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:20:49 UTC - in response to Message 1118549.  

Ouch! You are making me RINSE!

wow, GARGLE me with a spoon.
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Message 1118552 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:20:57 UTC

I think I can POLISH off all of you!
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Message 1118553 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:23:39 UTC

Don't get too CARIES away!
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Message 1118555 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:23:43 UTC

Seems things are DECAYing around here.
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Message 1118556 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:23:49 UTC

I think you would all CANKER that I am winning.
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Message 1118557 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:25:11 UTC - in response to Message 1118556.  
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I think you would all CANKER that I am winning.

And I'm feeling like a SORE loser!
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Message 1118559 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:26:14 UTC

Well, I'm having a TONGUE of fun tonight!
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Message 1118560 - Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 4:26:30 UTC

My XRAY vision tells me that we are running short on puns.
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