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Message 1074180 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:27:52 UTC - in response to Message 1074178.  

You look a little FLUSHED, Mrs. K.... you feelin' ok?


Scarecrow! It is nearly morning where you live. Should I just bid you good BIDET?

Heck no... but you'd better pull up a STOOL and get comfortable.
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Message 1074181 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:29:53 UTC - in response to Message 1074180.  

You look a little FLUSHED, Mrs. K.... you feelin' ok?


Scarecrow! It is nearly morning where you live. Should I just bid you good BIDET?

Heck no... but you'd better pull up a STOOL and get comfortable.


No thanks. I'd rather stroll around and tour the FACILITIES...
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Message 1074182 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:31:47 UTC

Suit yourself... by the way, would you like some cheese and CRAPPERS?
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Message 1074185 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:32:40 UTC

No thank you. And try as you may, I'll be aHEAD of both you and Jim in no time at all...
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Message 1074186 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:32:44 UTC - in response to Message 1074181.  

You look a little FLUSHED, Mrs. K.... you feelin' ok?


Scarecrow! It is nearly morning where you live. Should I just bid you good BIDET?

Heck no... but you'd better pull up a STOOL and get comfortable.


No thanks. I'd rather stroll around and tour the FACILITIES...


You could have Loo Tinkle with it

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Message 1074187 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:33:46 UTC - in response to Message 1074185.  

No thank you. And try as you may, I'll be aHEAD of both you and Jim in no time at all...

Yet another PIPE dream
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Message 1074189 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:34:56 UTC - in response to Message 1074186.  

You could have Loo Tinkle with it

Welcome Janice! I expected you to come in quoting W.C. Fields...
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Message 1074191 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:35:25 UTC

Evrything's great when it sits on a ritz.
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Message 1074192 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:36:27 UTC

Jim, your thread is very popular tonight. Soon we'll have every JOHN, Dick and Harry here...
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Message 1074193 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:36:36 UTC - in response to Message 1074191.  

Evrything's great when it sits on a ritz.

You didn't leave an "h" out somewhere there did you Jim?
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Message 1074195 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:37:52 UTC - in response to Message 1074193.  

Evrything's great when it sits on a ritz.

You didn't leave an "h" out somewhere there did you Jim?

I didnt want to get the ridx on me.
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Message 1074196 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:38:09 UTC

And where is Karen? I do hope Karen CAN make it this evening...
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Message 1074197 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:39:28 UTC - in response to Message 1074196.  

And where is Karen? I do hope Karen CAN make it this evening...

Me too... she'd enjoy seeing me on a DOUBLE ROLL.
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Message 1074198 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:39:29 UTC

you are a bowl flush with laughs tonight!
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Message 1074200 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:40:49 UTC - in response to Message 1074195.  

I didnt want to get the ridx on me.

Be careful of using brand names... the lawyers might SEWER you.
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Message 1074201 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:41:40 UTC

you are a bowl flush with laughs tonight!


Why yes, and it is going to get even more silly later. You see, I am PRIVY to some inside information that Karen is planning to stop by.
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Message 1074202 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:41:52 UTC

Thats a Tidy pun.
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Message 1074204 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:42:24 UTC - in response to Message 1074202.  

Thats a Tidy pun.


just had to Snake that one in?
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Message 1074206 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:43:15 UTC - in response to Message 1074202.  

Karen better hurry if she wants to see me WIPE you all out
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Message 1074207 - Posted: 5 Feb 2011, 5:43:50 UTC - in response to Message 1074201.  

you are a bowl flush with laughs tonight!


Why yes, and it is going to get even more silly later. You see, I am PRIVY to some inside information that Karen is planning to stop by.

Are you sure you can aCOMODEate her?
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