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Message 1077489 - Posted: 15 Feb 2011, 12:34:25 UTC

Kids. ............
That's all you have.

The loose change in the box


All that is left you.. all that is left you.

I have spent all my last change on this projec

It is done,.........gone.

my last resouresece are spent/ so I must go now too.

You will continue in my absecnce I am sure.

I will return.
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Message 1077777 - Posted: 16 Feb 2011, 3:59:36 UTC



Drinks are fifty cents, a dollar includes the glass.
Most people pay the dollar.

"Pain shared is lessened. Joy shared increased."

The mountain behind the bar is Mike. Time Travelers:strictly cash.

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Message 1077779 - Posted: 16 Feb 2011, 4:06:12 UTC - in response to Message 1077777.  

I never short sheeted or cheated a man in my life.

Ever.
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Message 1077993 - Posted: 16 Feb 2011, 19:06:00 UTC - in response to Message 1077488.  

*drops a large amount of loose change in the box*

A Tequila will do I think.

To people who have disappeared into silence and will be missed.
To people who went with a long explenation and will be missed by some.
even to people who went silent who nobody is missing
and to those who are vocal and who some might prefer missing.

And above all to those who are here and will still be here when I'm gone.

*takes a sip, toasts and tosses most into the flames*

Drinks are on me as long as that change lasts.



*******SMASH*******
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Message 1081763 - Posted: 26 Feb 2011, 21:42:12 UTC

Puts a dollar on the bar, drinks in one shot, "To Fate"

Pitches glass into fire place and leaves hurting slightly less.
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Message 1081768 - Posted: 26 Feb 2011, 21:56:52 UTC - in response to Message 1081763.  

Puts a dollar on the bar, drinks in one shot, "To Fate"

Pitches glass into fire place and leaves hurting slightly less.


Ahh can be a harsh one that Fate can. *****SMASH******
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Message 1081771 - Posted: 26 Feb 2011, 22:01:24 UTC

I just cruched a bunch of empty cans, to make room for more empty cans. Mike, this Eagle needs a few more beers! $50 in the tip jar!

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Message 1081861 - Posted: 27 Feb 2011, 1:11:03 UTC
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Shoves a twenty into the bartender's hands......says 'shove it' and grabs the closest bottle he can find.

Thankfully, it is whiskey.

Settles back unto the bar stool in a pleasant slumber.

Barkeep grins and does not call the gestappo.
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Message 1081868 - Posted: 27 Feb 2011, 1:28:15 UTC - in response to Message 1081861.  

Don't forget to throw your car keys in the pot too there Mark, we might be here awhile! :-)


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Message 1081870 - Posted: 27 Feb 2011, 1:34:06 UTC - in response to Message 1081868.  

Don't forget to throw your car keys in the pot too there Mark, we might be here awhile! :-)

Oh, Christ......you are a young laddy then, anren't ya now.....

We gave into tossing the keys into a pot before the party started years ago.....
By the time we were souses, the pot was frozen into a block of ice, and nobody was goin' anywhere, my lad.

A few tried to get their keys outta the frozen locker, but upon dorpping the lto upon their toes, swiftly gave up upon the idea.

LOL.
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Message 1081874 - Posted: 27 Feb 2011, 1:41:04 UTC
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Just for the record.......

The kittyman's last DUI was back in about 2000....
It's a matter of public records, I guess.

Drove into a McD,, and got McBuggered.

The manager called my sorry butt in, and whilst I was waiting for a quarter pounder, I got my quarters pounded.

They keel hauled me outta my Buick, upon the frozen, hard ground.

All I wanted to do was eat my burger.
And the bastards broke my nose on the pavement.
It still gives me grief, 30 years later.

It was still on the roof of the impounded car the next morning.

Fade to....Sand man.
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Message 1081875 - Posted: 27 Feb 2011, 1:44:39 UTC

when you say drove into, do you mean drove into or DROVE INTO?

I am picturing smashed glass and screaming people.
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Message 1081877 - Posted: 27 Feb 2011, 1:47:41 UTC - in response to Message 1081875.  

when you say drove into, do you mean drove into or DROVE INTO?

I am picturing smashed glass and screaming people.

No, nothing like that.....
I was slimply waiting at the window for a couple of patties, special sauces, all meat patties. With buns, of course.

Geez, I would have taken them without if they ran out of freakin' bunz.
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Message 1081879 - Posted: 27 Feb 2011, 1:51:19 UTC

Think I should have skipped the mayo?
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Message 1082985 - Posted: 2 Mar 2011, 18:35:03 UTC

"Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.....on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.
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Message 1086963 - Posted: 14 Mar 2011, 5:39:57 UTC

Just popping in to say "Hello, All" and bump the thread back up to the top, before it falls off the front page.
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Message 1089408 - Posted: 22 Mar 2011, 21:57:51 UTC

A toast to Callahan's and beer!

*Tosses empty beer mug into fireplace*
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Message 1089455 - Posted: 22 Mar 2011, 23:51:35 UTC - in response to Message 1089408.  

A toast to Callahan's and beer!

*Tosses empty beer mug into fireplace*

Hard to argue with logic like that ***smash***
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Message 1092692 - Posted: 2 Apr 2011, 16:28:52 UTC
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52 weeks ago I was happy and content.
50 weeks ago she left and I never got a proper explanation.
The last 4 weeks our jobs have meant we were working together.
Yesterday we started to talk, past politeness, and I made her laugh.

"To Hope"

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Message 1098333 - Posted: 17 Apr 2011, 5:55:27 UTC

The grey-haired old sailor dons his Chaplain's Cap, drops a handful of gold-colored Presidents in the cigar box, accepts a shot of Single-Malt from Mike, and steps to the line.

Since 1 March I have participated in 7 funerals or memorials, and sent 2 "Final Orders" and 2 "Eternal Patrol" Certificates to the families of Shipmates who passed where I could not attend their services. There are two Shipmates and one Shipmate's wife whom we are watching prepare for departure.

To all our Departed Shipmates and Comrades: You may stand relieved - We have the Watch.
Bon Voyage, Until We Meet Again on the Staff of the Supreme Commander.

And the empty glass shatters in the back right corner of the fireplace.
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