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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Kids. ............ That's all you have. The loose change in the box All that is left you.. all that is left you. I have spent all my last change on this projec It is done,.........gone. my last resouresece are spent/ so I must go now too. You will continue in my absecnce I am sure. I will return. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
Drinks are fifty cents, a dollar includes the glass. Most people pay the dollar. "Pain shared is lessened. Joy shared increased." The mountain behind the bar is Mike. Time Travelers:strictly cash. Janice |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I never short sheeted or cheated a man in my life. Ever. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
*drops a large amount of loose change in the box* *******SMASH******* Janice |
Bernie Vine Send message Joined: 26 May 99 Posts: 9954 Credit: 103,452,613 RAC: 328 |
Puts a dollar on the bar, drinks in one shot, "To Fate" Pitches glass into fire place and leaves hurting slightly less. |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
Puts a dollar on the bar, drinks in one shot, "To Fate" Ahh can be a harsh one that Fate can. *****SMASH****** Janice |
Eagle Send message Joined: 24 Dec 10 Posts: 150 Credit: 2,761,371 RAC: 0 |
I just cruched a bunch of empty cans, to make room for more empty cans. Mike, this Eagle needs a few more beers! $50 in the tip jar! Eagle Raccoon Lovers |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Shoves a twenty into the bartender's hands......says 'shove it' and grabs the closest bottle he can find. Thankfully, it is whiskey. Settles back unto the bar stool in a pleasant slumber. Barkeep grins and does not call the gestappo. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
perryjay Send message Joined: 20 Aug 02 Posts: 3377 Credit: 20,676,751 RAC: 0 |
Don't forget to throw your car keys in the pot too there Mark, we might be here awhile! :-) PROUD MEMBER OF Team Starfire World BOINC |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Don't forget to throw your car keys in the pot too there Mark, we might be here awhile! :-) Oh, Christ......you are a young laddy then, anren't ya now..... We gave into tossing the keys into a pot before the party started years ago..... By the time we were souses, the pot was frozen into a block of ice, and nobody was goin' anywhere, my lad. A few tried to get their keys outta the frozen locker, but upon dorpping the lto upon their toes, swiftly gave up upon the idea. LOL. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Just for the record....... The kittyman's last DUI was back in about 2000.... It's a matter of public records, I guess. Drove into a McD,, and got McBuggered. The manager called my sorry butt in, and whilst I was waiting for a quarter pounder, I got my quarters pounded. They keel hauled me outta my Buick, upon the frozen, hard ground. All I wanted to do was eat my burger. And the bastards broke my nose on the pavement. It still gives me grief, 30 years later. It was still on the roof of the impounded car the next morning. Fade to....Sand man. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
when you say drove into, do you mean drove into or DROVE INTO? I am picturing smashed glass and screaming people. Janice |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
when you say drove into, do you mean drove into or DROVE INTO? No, nothing like that..... I was slimply waiting at the window for a couple of patties, special sauces, all meat patties. With buns, of course. Geez, I would have taken them without if they ran out of freakin' bunz. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51469 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Think I should have skipped the mayo? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
"Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.....on a broomstick. We are flexible like that. " *******SMASH********* Janice |
Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20 |
Just popping in to say "Hello, All" and bump the thread back up to the top, before it falls off the front page. Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired |
reimk4526 Send message Joined: 4 Mar 08 Posts: 136 Credit: 200,400 RAC: 0 |
A toast to Callahan's and beer! *Tosses empty beer mug into fireplace* |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
A toast to Callahan's and beer! Hard to argue with logic like that ***smash*** Janice |
Bernie Vine Send message Joined: 26 May 99 Posts: 9954 Credit: 103,452,613 RAC: 328 |
52 weeks ago I was happy and content. 50 weeks ago she left and I never got a proper explanation. The last 4 weeks our jobs have meant we were working together. Yesterday we started to talk, past politeness, and I made her laugh. "To Hope" **Smash** |
Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20 |
The grey-haired old sailor dons his Chaplain's Cap, drops a handful of gold-colored Presidents in the cigar box, accepts a shot of Single-Malt from Mike, and steps to the line. Since 1 March I have participated in 7 funerals or memorials, and sent 2 "Final Orders" and 2 "Eternal Patrol" Certificates to the families of Shipmates who passed where I could not attend their services. There are two Shipmates and one Shipmate's wife whom we are watching prepare for departure. To all our Departed Shipmates and Comrades: You may stand relieved - We have the Watch. Bon Voyage, Until We Meet Again on the Staff of the Supreme Commander. And the empty glass shatters in the back right corner of the fireplace. Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired |
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