Here is a public service announcement from the Shannon Regional Fisheries Board:

Please cast your float for Shannon regularly over the next few days.

You need to obtain your licence or day-pass and then catch your boat here. Shannon is in first plaice but the waters are crowded.

You have a few hours before midnight in Vancouver for some night fishing, then you can go fishing again tomorrow. There are lobster beautiful fish (and also a couple of brave handsome fish) swimming around. Halibut you will enjoy your trip.

My next door neighbout bought a dog,its a cross btween a pit bull and a poodle.Darn thing is not much of a guard dog but can be a vicious gossip.

My next door neighbout bought a dog...

I had a dog that was sort of strange. You could never tell what kind of mood he would be in. On different days he would be playful or sad or brave or cowardly etc. I guess it makes sense though. You see, he was a Sybil Shepard.

Mark Anthony: "Shall we repair to my tent?"

Cleopatra: . . . "I did not know it was broke, Sire!"

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Mark Anthony: "Shall we repair to my tent?"

Cleopatra: . . . "I did not know it was broke, Sire!"

I say the same kind of thing as when people tell me they got their pet "fixed"!

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Mark Anthony: "Shall we repair to my tent?"

Cleopatra: . . . "I did not know it was broke, Sire!"

I say the same kind of thing as when people tell me they got their pet "fixed"!

There's a female dog in our nieghborhood who should be fixed, I call her the Hot to TROTWIELLER:)

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Old James

I thought the punsters here might appreciate the title of thi' Shannoncement thread which I created on my team's forum:

Please help a damsel win this dress

Well this is the final day of the competition, and it is hotting up. The lead has changed several times overnight - Shannon is currently just in first place with 4232 points, but the situation changes very fast. Current main challenger is Kayla.

Thanks to those voting - please vote today too!! Please consider joining in if you have not yet started!

First register or login, then go here to vote for Shannon

And thanks for voting.

James: no more shannonigans from me unless I can think of some more puns.
others: please respect the thread subject and only respond to this post if your response contains a good pun!

So, Michael has asked us to come out puns blazing. Only groan-ups should apply, I guess.

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Reminds me of an old song. Dont take your puns to town son, dont take your puns to town.

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Old James

For all you throngs of pun lovers out there, I wont be on tonight because I have to work. ( mandatory ) So I need a volunteer to take my place and Skewer the raccoon lady who is a rabid fan of punning.


Ang good luck if you take the task:)

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Old James

The old Stan Freberg line comes to mind.........
"Hold your horses..."

"Sir, we ate the horses yesterday....."

Now THERE was a punster.

"Take an Indian to lunch, this week."

If you luv puns......you just gotta look this up.

It can still be found on Amazon...for a price.

"Who's purple mountain's majesty.......should not perish.....from the map."

Stan Freberg Presents......

Adios muchachos.......LOL another punch line.

The United States of America......in blazing stereo....LOL...
And this was back in the 70's.

"I don't like the way the crew is acting........
I think you're overplaying it a bit yourself."

"what was that?...French horns"

"hand me the glass.........no, not THAT one......the other glass..."

"are we going out on that joke? No, we do reprise of song...that help.....but not much...no, not much."

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

I would be happy to defer "Friday Night Pun War" to Saturday this week. Today is kind of busy anyway. A couple of our cats have vet appointments (Hopefully nobody will need a CAT SCAN!) and I have a dental appointment at 2:30 ("Tooth-hurty"!!! Yuk, yuk, yuk...)

Sorry if I am off topic, but this is a great bit.........

Stan Freberg.....one of the most underrated comics of our (my) time.

As is This...

But don't be offended if he is not his usual funny self this time, because he got off talking about the war......the Vietnam war.

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Saturday sounds good to me. Dont miss your dentist appointment, It will leave a CAVITY in his schedule that he probally cant FILL. And you know getting to see the dentist when you want to is like PULLING TEETH.

edit Well its my bed time. I work from 10:30 pm till 6:30 am. Its going to be a long slow night im sure.

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Old James

I would be happy to defer "Friday Night Pun War" to Saturday this week. Today is kind of busy anyway. A couple of our cats have vet appointments (Hopefully nobody will need a CAT SCAN!) and I have a dental appointment at 2:30 ("Tooth-hurty"!!! Yuk, yuk, yuk...)

It gets even more expensive if they need a LAB report.

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It gets even more expensive if they need a LAB report.

It is raining cats and dogs here! My backyard is full of poodles...

It gets even more expensive if they need a LAB report.

It is raining cats and dogs here! My backyard is full of poodles...

It rained CATS and DOGS here too. The NOODLES are AWol so.

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Not to late to order an Anni Shirt

It gets even more expensive if they need a LAB report.

It is raining cats and dogs here! My backyard is full of poodles...

It rained CATS and DOGS here too. The NOODLES are AWol so.

You should have all your pets splayed and noodled.

Sigh... Another Saturday, another chance for me to HOUND Eric about cleaning his den. The place is so bad now it will take a MASTIFF amount of effort for him to WHIPPET it into shape. It doesn't matter whether I nag him with a high voice or a HUSKY voice, the result is always the same... Eric retreats to a Star Trek Fantasy and all I get out of him is "Beam me up SCOTTIE!"

Sigh... Another Saturday, another chance for me to HOUND Eric about cleaning his den. The place is so bad now it will take a MASTIFF amount of effort for him to WHIPPET it into shape. It doesn't matter whether I nag him with a high voice or a HUSKY voice, the result is always the same... Eric retreats to a Star Trek Fantasy and all I get out of him is "Beam me up SCOTTIE!"

Well, Angela, it seems you'll just have to crack the Whippet!!! Hound him if necessary.Collie it a hunch, but if you out Fox Hound Eric enough, he will Retriever his sense of Utility and help you Service and maintain your cozy little den. Before you know it, you'll Pekinese in and see a job well done. And you will have wiped that Pug look off of his face.

*...sorry Eric, please don't ban me...

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