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Message 931192 - Posted: 5 Sep 2009, 14:54:13 UTC

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Message 931271 - Posted: 5 Sep 2009, 22:24:09 UTC
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Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

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Message 931279 - Posted: 5 Sep 2009, 23:08:23 UTC - in response to Message 931271.  

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

That goes with:

"Hang up and drive"

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"This vehicle will slow untilyou are following at a safe distance."


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Message 931282 - Posted: 5 Sep 2009, 23:23:17 UTC

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

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Message 931711 - Posted: 7 Sep 2009, 17:22:08 UTC

I'm not driving fast-just flying low.

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Message 931886 - Posted: 8 Sep 2009, 5:38:10 UTC

I'm Not Short, I'm Funsize!
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Message 931940 - Posted: 8 Sep 2009, 13:44:56 UTC


Keep your hands off this car...It has already been stolen!

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Message 931980 - Posted: 8 Sep 2009, 21:09:17 UTC

Today's subliminal message is: ( )

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Message 932173 - Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 1:04:46 UTC

"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy."

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Message 932249 - Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 14:07:41 UTC

Deja Moo, the feeling I heard this bull before.
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Message 932261 - Posted: 10 Sep 2009, 14:46:37 UTC

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Message 932380 - Posted: 11 Sep 2009, 1:49:32 UTC

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Message 933207 - Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 3:03:58 UTC

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Message 933270 - Posted: 14 Sep 2009, 12:17:56 UTC

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Message 934075 - Posted: 17 Sep 2009, 20:19:34 UTC

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Message 934896 - Posted: 21 Sep 2009, 1:54:15 UTC - in response to Message 934821.  


What was even funnier was the time I saw one of these bumper stickers, and the driver was yakking on the cell phone for 20 miles.


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Message 934903 - Posted: 21 Sep 2009, 2:15:56 UTC - in response to Message 934896.  


What was even funnier was the time I saw one of these bumper stickers, and the driver was yakking on the cell phone for 20 miles.

I am not surprised John, a few have tried to run me of the road.
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Message 934932 - Posted: 21 Sep 2009, 4:13:47 UTC - in response to Message 934903.  


What was even funnier was the time I saw one of these bumper stickers, and the driver was yakking on the cell phone for 20 miles.

I am not surprised John, a few have tried to run me of the road.

I have had several nearly run me off the road as well, but I have only seen one where the driver was yakking on the cell phone while the bumper sticker on the back said "hang up and drive".


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