Aphorisms

Author	Message
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0	Message 922699 - Posted: 31 Jul 2009, 17:14:09 UTC - in response to Message 922583. An expert on a subject knows where the limits of his knowledge lie. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. And those who can't teach administrate. Actually, those who can't teach, teach phys ed. ID: 922699 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 922730 - Posted: 31 Jul 2009, 19:26:55 UTC Its no skin off my nose. [/quote] Old James ID: 922730 ·

Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29848 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 922922 - Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 9:18:25 UTC There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is. I believe in the latter. Funny Haired guy by the name Albert (and not Dumbeldor) ID: 922922 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 922931 - Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 11:19:22 UTC Couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if he was in it. ID: 922931 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 922954 - Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 14:21:24 UTC - in response to Message 922931. Couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if he was in it. I find definition 4 rather amusing in context. BOINC WIKI ID: 922954 ·

Kai Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Jun 09 Posts: 619 Credit: 15,732 RAC: 0	Message 922955 - Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 14:30:49 UTC - in response to Message 922580. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach Gym. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein Vextor Homepage \| Vextor Blog ID: 922955 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 923001 - Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 17:15:58 UTC - in response to Message 922955. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach Gym. Bit late on that one Kai! :-) Once in a Blue (Arizona) Moon. ID: 923001 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 923009 - Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 17:46:39 UTC an army marches on it stomach. [/quote] Old James ID: 923009 ·

Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0	Message 923015 - Posted: 1 Aug 2009, 18:00:42 UTC - in response to Message 922954. Last modified: 1 Aug 2009, 18:02:12 UTC Couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if he was in it. I find definition 4 rather amusing in context. This really is a unit of measure used in High Energy Physics, usually as "Inverse Femto Barns". ID: 923015 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 923080 - Posted: 2 Aug 2009, 1:54:54 UTC Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. Mark Twain LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 923080 ·

Terror Australis Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 14 Feb 04 Posts: 1817 Credit: 262,693,308 RAC: 44	Message 923129 - Posted: 2 Aug 2009, 9:24:49 UTC Last modified: 2 Aug 2009, 9:30:00 UTC Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines A stubby short of a six pack Brain cells are located at /dev/null It's a wig wam for a gooses bridle ( My mother's standard answer to "What's that?") "X" is the unknown quantity and "spurt" is a drip under pressure ID: 923129 ·

Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29848 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 923154 - Posted: 2 Aug 2009, 13:29:33 UTC It is easier to fill up with drink than with food. Hippocrates ID: 923154 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 923203 - Posted: 2 Aug 2009, 17:54:32 UTC Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? ID: 923203 ·

Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31	Message 923206 - Posted: 2 Aug 2009, 18:04:05 UTC That's Going to cost You... I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) ID: 923206 ·

Westsail and Pyxey Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Jul 99 Posts: 338 Credit: 20,544,999 RAC: 0	Message 923259 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 0:12:37 UTC more money than brains.. "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, 'hmm... that's funny...'" -- Isaac Asimov ID: 923259 ·

Matthew Love Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Sep 99 Posts: 7763 Credit: 879,151 RAC: 0	Message 923270 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 1:51:07 UTC Alas, mouse cannot cast shadow like elephant. LETS BEGIN IN 2010 ID: 923270 ·

Mumps [MM] Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 11 Feb 08 Posts: 4454 Credit: 100,893,853 RAC: 30	Message 923283 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 3:07:37 UTC - in response to Message 923259. more money than brains.. If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose! ID: 923283 ·

Westsail and Pyxey Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Jul 99 Posts: 338 Credit: 20,544,999 RAC: 0	Message 923290 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 3:27:54 UTC You'd loose your head if it weren't attached to your body! "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but rather, 'hmm... that's funny...'" -- Isaac Asimov ID: 923290 ·

James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54	Message 923296 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 3:56:44 UTC A fool and his money are soon parted. [/quote] Old James ID: 923296 ·

Angela Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31	Message 923318 - Posted: 3 Aug 2009, 5:33:44 UTC The lights are on, but nobody's home... ID: 923318 ·

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