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Message 811074 - Posted: 22 Sep 2008, 23:32:11 UTC - in response to Message 810864.  

Just did the last day of training today.

Let me guess: It cost you ten grand for a 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious bagger' certificate, which highly qualifies you to work safely around paper bags and plastic bags without jeopardizing the integrity of the products being placed within... I'm also guessing that they will be graciously accepting payment by deducting a small weekly training fee from your already small weekly paycheck provided that you continue to meet their minimum quota of sixty bags bagged per hour, otherwise they will just terminate your employment and sue you for the remaining balance... ;)

(Oh, and by the way, WELCOME TO THE WORK FORCE!)

ahhhh.... no. I actually got paid for the training, not the other way around! and it's not a bagger certificate silly! I got the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious front end courtesy clerk certificate ;)



What fine retailer do you work for? :o) Paid training WOW

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