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Message 805251 - Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 12:36:43 UTC - in response to Message 804924.  



1. Good God, Mr President, you really need to lay off the Tex-Mex!

2. No, George, I think we'll stop after 15. You know how folks react when you take off your socks.

3. 'Time to pass the torch to a younger man...I mean...um...sorry John'


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... and we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere ... and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.


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Message 805284 - Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 16:15:25 UTC

The last two Republican party nominees try to conjure a economic policy. See the strain on the current nominee...
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Message 805295 - Posted: 5 Sep 2008, 17:49:34 UTC - in response to Message 804924.  



John Mccain attempts to sign a joke and George Bush is trying to get the crowd from leaving the room
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Message 805636 - Posted: 6 Sep 2008, 22:16:10 UTC

Without further ado:


Second runner up is Robert Waite with:

I am the great McMezzmo! When I count to three, you will forget all about the last three republican administrations!


First runner up is KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! with:

The last two Republican party nominees try to conjure a economic policy. See the strain on the current nominee...


And our winner is Jeff Hammer with:

Janet Reno decides to disrupt the Republican Convention by running topless amongst the crowd.


Nice job by all!
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Message 805644 - Posted: 6 Sep 2008, 22:42:13 UTC

Yup
That was my pick too...but I had Jeffrey in second.
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Message 805680 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 1:02:00 UTC

Woohoo! My first win. I am truly humbled and honored. I'd like to thank Janet Reno's homeliness for assisting me in this win!




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Message 805684 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 1:11:02 UTC

Did we already run this one?


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Message 805695 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 1:28:39 UTC - in response to Message 805680.  

Yes we did...but what the heck..



"Tastes like chicken!"


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Message 805716 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 2:17:43 UTC

Stop that, it tickles.


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Message 805719 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 2:34:21 UTC

Aw sorry guys....admittedly I haven't been playing since the start. Let me put up another one......not much fun doing one twice I'd imagine!
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Message 805720 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 2:37:30 UTC

OK, here goes, round two:


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Message 805721 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 2:40:55 UTC

Don't know if this is against the rules BUT I'm not going to pick myself as the winner.....just had something pop up in my head so I thought I'd get us started.....

"John suddenly discovers he has a water balloon phobia during fun day at the office."
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Message 805730 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 2:57:10 UTC

OMG I hope that isn't what I think it is.




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Message 805736 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 3:29:59 UTC

Yup, you guessed right, ET is a balloon.
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Message 805923 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 17:26:08 UTC

E.T. experiences a bit more than a "wardrobe malfunction".
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Message 805945 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 19:15:18 UTC - in response to Message 805720.  

OK, here goes, round two:


Too late, John realized, Bob truly didn't know what the contents of that "water" balloon really were...
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Message 805976 - Posted: 7 Sep 2008, 21:12:38 UTC - in response to Message 805945.  





Renaldo realizes, with horror, that his seven year reign as the catch king in the festered bladder toss is about to end.
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Message 806069 - Posted: 8 Sep 2008, 1:53:02 UTC
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(During the Water Balloon toss Renaldo hears someone say....)

"New England Patriots QB Tom Brady just blew out his knee and is out for the season!"

(Not that I'd ever wish an injury like that on anyone)


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Message 806241 - Posted: 8 Sep 2008, 18:50:29 UTC

Renaldo realizes that that's not water balloon, it's a water condom!
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 806291 - Posted: 8 Sep 2008, 21:55:35 UTC - in response to Message 805720.  

OK, here goes, round two:



Jeff suddenly realised that the Solyent Green Liquitab was his recently departed mother.

Bon Appetit!

Nessie

... and we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere ... and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.


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