Angela Pusateri, 79, may be unconventional, but, according to Jenna, 13, "She really is a cool grandmother." The Hallandale Beach, Fla., woman is a rap-music singer with a new CD ("Who's Your Granny?") and occasional playdates, where she shows up in hockey jersey, jewels, sunglasses and baseball cap. Sample rap: "I can bring the noise better than P-Diddy / I am older and wiser, I ain't a disguiser / I am condo commando in a high-riser, Who's your granny?" Also, "Move over, Trick-Daddy, 'cause this is my town / I gotta shuffleboard posse and we're known to get down." Actually, conceded Jenna to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel in September, "Sometimes it's embarrassing." [South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 9-8-08]

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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.

Australian sheep made to wear gas masks

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Exhibit of Large Toothpick Ships

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Hologram Driver Assistant

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I dont belive any of this.. ;-))

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Lucky Moments - Cars, Motorcycles, Sports, etc

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I dont belive any of this.. ;-))

If i remember correctly something can happens to a coconut by a sword.

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With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.

I dont belive any of this.. ;-))

If i remember correctly something can happens to a coconut by a sword.

[b]I think I´ll bring this closer, just in case....

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Actual stupid questions asked
The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

So, you were gone until you returned?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!

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Matthew this was so stupid it was funny.

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What you do today you will have to live with tonight

I dont belive any of this.. ;-))

If i remember correctly something can happens to a coconut by a sword.

[b]I think I´ll bring this closer, just in case....

yes Dirk.. you should always carry glue like that in your pocket, in
case you happen to pass a coconut where a sword passed before you.. ;-o

;-)) ..i cant belive i wrote that.. How intelligent! ;-D

hehehe

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So, is this that case where they were dying to get in? :-)

As yes, drive right up the guy wire. Saw that happen to a bloke fishing for the butt he dropped not paying attention to where he was going. Good reason to not smoke while driving or text while driving!

So, is this that case where they were dying to get in? :-)

Yes it is!! LOL by the looks of it they have A full house!!

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As yes, drive right up the guy wire. Saw that happen to a bloke fishing for the butt he dropped not paying attention to where he was going. Good reason to not smoke while driving or text while driving!

He was probably drunk when the car lost control.

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Unique business card designs

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Brilliant engineering.

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Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Albert Einstein

Guinness just launched "Tipping Point", the most expensive TV ad in its 80-year marketing history

Tipping Point

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