Terrible jokes.

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Mac Girl. Send message Joined: 15 Mar 06 Posts: 679 Credit: 15,042 RAC: 0	Message 489775 - Posted: 24 Dec 2006, 23:47:55 UTC What do you call a lazy skeleton? Answer: BONE idle. ID: 489775 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 489777 - Posted: 24 Dec 2006, 23:49:07 UTC - in response to Message 489775. What do you call a lazy skeleton? Answer: BONE idle. ;) MERRY CHRISTMAS Mac Girl . . . ID: 489777 ·

Mac Girl. Send message Joined: 15 Mar 06 Posts: 679 Credit: 15,042 RAC: 0	Message 489780 - Posted: 24 Dec 2006, 23:55:28 UTC MERRY CHRISTMAS Nobody. Hope you're keeping well. ID: 489780 ·

mikey Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 Dec 99 Posts: 4215 Credit: 3,474,603 RAC: 0	Message 489781 - Posted: 24 Dec 2006, 23:56:33 UTC A Salesman was walking down a country road one day and saw a pig with a wooden leg running around in a front yard. He couldn't believe his eyes....A PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG! He just couldn't resist walking up to the farmhouse and asking the man in the yard about the pig. He walked up and said "Why does your pig have a wooden leg?" Well says the man....let me tell you about the time my house was on fire. My house was on fire and my daughter was inside and couldn't get out, the pig went in and dragged her out! But I want to know why your pig has a wooden leg says the salesman! Well says the man.....let me tell you about the time my daughter was out riding her new bicycle. My daughter was riding her new bicycle in the road and this truck was coming and was going to hit her but the pig ran out and pushed my daughter out of the way! But I want to know why the pig has a wooden leg, says the salesman getting angry? Well says the man, would you eat a pig like that all at once!! ID: 489781 ·

sammie Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 8 Dec 06 Posts: 423 Credit: 31,733 RAC: 0	Message 489782 - Posted: 24 Dec 2006, 23:56:44 UTC - in response to Message 489775. What do you call a lazy skeleton? Answer: BONE idle. someones pulled a christmas cracker lol ID: 489782 ·

Mac Girl. Send message Joined: 15 Mar 06 Posts: 679 Credit: 15,042 RAC: 0	Message 489785 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 0:00:56 UTC - in response to Message 489781. A Salesman was walking down a country road one day and saw a pig with a wooden leg running around in a front yard. He couldn't believe his eyes....A PIG WITH A WOODEN LEG! He just couldn't resist walking up to the farmhouse and asking the man in the yard about the pig. He walked up and said "Why does your pig have a wooden leg?" Well says the man....let me tell you about the time my house was on fire. My house was on fire and my daughter was inside and couldn't get out, the pig went in and dragged her out! But I want to know why your pig has a wooden leg says the salesman! Well says the man.....let me tell you about the time my daughter was out riding her new bicycle. My daughter was riding her new bicycle in the road and this truck was coming and was going to hit her but the pig ran out and pushed my daughter out of the way! But I want to know why the pig has a wooden leg, says the salesman getting angry? Well says the man, would you eat a pig like that all at once!! Aw, that's terrible. LOL ID: 489785 ·

sammie Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 8 Dec 06 Posts: 423 Credit: 31,733 RAC: 0	Message 489787 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 0:04:12 UTC god lol ID: 489787 ·

Red Atomic Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 22 Jun 99 Posts: 2624 Credit: 840,335 RAC: 0	Message 489877 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 2:08:54 UTC Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts. Join Calm Chaos ID: 489877 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 489936 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 3:00:28 UTC - in response to Message 489877. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts. HAH!!!!!! Good ( BAD ) one R.A. LMAO Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome ID: 489936 ·

Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0	Message 490107 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 8:39:17 UTC - in response to Message 489936. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts. HAH!!!!!! Good ( BAD ) one R.A. LMAO So I was dancing with a woman with a wooden leg. And I spun her. And she got Taller ! ID: 490107 ·

sammie Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 8 Dec 06 Posts: 423 Credit: 31,733 RAC: 0	Message 490110 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 8:52:19 UTC - in response to Message 490107. Last modified: 25 Dec 2006, 8:53:38 UTC Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts. HAH!!!!!! Good ( BAD ) one R.A. LMAO So I was dancing with a woman with a wooden leg. And I spun her. And she got Taller ! i dont get it :( maybe it's a guy thing? ID: 490110 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 490207 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 12:56:38 UTC - in response to Message 490110. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts. HAH!!!!!! Good ( BAD ) one R.A. LMAO So I was dancing with a woman with a wooden leg. And I spun her. And she got Taller ! i dont get it :( maybe it's a guy thing? I would have figured she would have gotten shorter...lol Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome ID: 490207 ·

mikey Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 Dec 99 Posts: 4215 Credit: 3,474,603 RAC: 0	Message 490213 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:05:56 UTC This guy with a wooden eye goes to a dance one night. He sits by himslef for a long time until finally he sees this girl across the way not dancing either. He decides to walk up to her but on the way over notices she has a wooden leg. He walks back and sits down and thinks about it for awhile. Finaly he says what the heck and crosses the room to ask her to dance. He walks up to her and says "would you care to dance" and she says "wood eye", "wood eye" and he says "peg leg!", "peg leg!" and walks away. ID: 490213 ·

Lester Send message Joined: 11 Sep 06 Posts: 894 Credit: 31,048 RAC: 0	Message 490221 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:17:32 UTC - in response to Message 490213. This guy with a wooden eye goes to a dance one night. He sits by himslef for a long time until finally he sees this girl across the way not dancing either. He decides to walk up to her but on the way over notices she has a wooden leg. He walks back and sits down and thinks about it for awhile. Finaly he says what the heck and crosses the room to ask her to dance. He walks up to her and says "would you care to dance" and she says "wood eye", "wood eye" and he says "peg leg!", "peg leg!" and walks away. Hell must have a special place for you people. Gimmi another one. If it's tastefull, non sexist, sensitive and ...screw it-can't make a joke if u do that. ID: 490221 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 490229 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:21:47 UTC Looks like this thread has the potential to be " The NON PC Joke Thread " LMAO Now the question would be...how many people do we allow to get offended??? After all...one of the mods even put in a joke....lol Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome ID: 490229 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 490232 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:23:02 UTC - in response to Message 490229. Looks like this thread has the potential to be " The NON PC Joke Thread " LMAO Now the question would be...how many people do we allow to get offended??? After all...one of the mods even put in a joke....lol Might as well offend everyone....... ID: 490232 ·

Knightmare Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 16 Aug 04 Posts: 7472 Credit: 94,252 RAC: 0	Message 490234 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:25:12 UTC - in response to Message 490232. Looks like this thread has the potential to be " The NON PC Joke Thread " LMAO Now the question would be...how many people do we allow to get offended??? After all...one of the mods even put in a joke....lol Might as well offend everyone....... Well....we wouldn't want to be selective now would we???? lol Air Cold, the blade stops; from silent stone, Death is preordained Calm Chaos Forums : Everyone Welcome ID: 490234 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 490235 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:25:28 UTC Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here." ID: 490235 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 490237 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:27:18 UTC Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. ID: 490237 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 490238 - Posted: 25 Dec 2006, 13:28:16 UTC Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack. ID: 490238 ·

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