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Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 426824 - Posted: 26 Sep 2006, 23:00:33 UTC - in response to Message 426821. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin..... Once upon a time.... there has been a place where... You could go and contemplate the meaning of.... a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and.... beans which caused no flatulant after-effect... makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the ID: 426824 ·

John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0	Message 426907 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 2:23:19 UTC - in response to Message 426824. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin..... Once upon a time.... there has been a place where... You could go and contemplate the meaning of.... a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and.... beans which caused no flatulant after-effect... makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... BOINC WIKI ID: 426907 ·

littlegreenmanfrommars Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Jan 06 Posts: 1410 Credit: 934,158 RAC: 0	Message 426925 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 2:50:24 UTC - in response to Message 426907. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin..... Once upon a time.... there has been a place where... You could go and contemplate the meaning of.... a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and.... beans which caused no flatulant after-effect... makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... ID: 426925 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 426930 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 2:58:11 UTC - in response to Message 426925. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin..... Once upon a time.... there has been a place where... You could go and contemplate the meaning of.... a nice cup of tea, with buttered scones and.... beans which caused no flatulant after-effect... makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... ID: 426930 ·

KB7RZF Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9549 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2	Message 426935 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 2:59:48 UTC - in response to Message 426930. Last modified: 27 Sep 2006, 3:00:21 UTC makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ID: 426935 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 426981 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 6:47:20 UTC - in response to Message 426935. makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... flam ing balloons ID: 426981 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 427033 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 10:31:46 UTC - in response to Message 426981. makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to ID: 427033 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 427047 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 11:01:52 UTC - in response to Message 427033. makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... flam ing balloons ID: 427047 ·

littlegreenmanfrommars Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Jan 06 Posts: 1410 Credit: 934,158 RAC: 0	Message 427052 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 11:18:44 UTC - in response to Message 427047. makes you week in the knees, plus.... gave you a tingling sensation in the strangest of places. On the tip of my nose and also my right ear! I tried to rub the area and a strainge thing happenend the........ tomato plant in my greenhouse lunged at me and... and proceeded to plant a great big 'kiss' on mi cheek, SUDDENLY, . . . Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... ID: 427052 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 427060 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 11:36:31 UTC - in response to Message 427057. Last modified: 27 Sep 2006, 11:37:40 UTC Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... ID: 427060 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 427067 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 11:50:15 UTC - in response to Message 427060. Spit Juice and Seeds all over me, I imeadiatly grabbed for the ..... fork - in my hand and began to shell the peanuts when... the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... flam ing balloons ID: 427067 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 427070 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 12:06:47 UTC - in response to Message 427067. Last modified: 27 Sep 2006, 12:07:33 UTC the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... ID: 427070 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 427093 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 12:48:56 UTC - in response to Message 427070. the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE ID: 427093 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 427174 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 16:54:39 UTC - in response to Message 427112. the dog pises the TV... gets an electric shock and jumps out of the... window - which a neighbor had opened from outside to jack the DVD player... which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE sky came a high pitched sound from... ELO as they sang Mr Blue Sky in a flam ing balloons ID: 427174 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 427217 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 19:45:35 UTC - in response to Message 427174. Last modified: 27 Sep 2006, 19:45:56 UTC which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE sky came a high pitched sound from... ELO as they sang Mr Blue Sky in a Long dark tube type object and the energy produced supplied the power......... ID: 427217 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 427227 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 19:58:35 UTC - in response to Message 427217. which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE sky came a high pitched sound from... ELO as they sang Mr Blue Sky in a Long dark tube type object and the energy produced supplied the power......... to keep Earth from being sucked into the Sun and flam ing balloons ID: 427227 ·

rattelschneck Send message Joined: 14 Apr 01 Posts: 435 Credit: 842,179 RAC: 0	Message 427231 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 20:06:54 UTC - in response to Message 427227. which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE sky came a high pitched sound from... ELO as they sang Mr Blue Sky in a Long dark tube type object and the energy produced supplied the power......... to keep Earth from being sucked into the Sun and turned into some sort of... ID: 427231 ·

Captain Avatar Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0	Message 427234 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 20:09:32 UTC - in response to Message 427231. which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE sky came a high pitched sound from... ELO as they sang Mr Blue Sky in a Long dark tube type object and the energy produced supplied the power......... to keep Earth from being sucked into the Sun and turned into some sort of... Underwear manufacturer in Mexico....... ID: 427234 ·

Dr. C.E.T.I. Send message Joined: 29 Feb 00 Posts: 16019 Credit: 794,685 RAC: 0	Message 427237 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 20:33:15 UTC - in response to Message 427234. which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE sky came a high pitched sound from... ELO as they sang Mr Blue Sky in a Long dark tube type object and the energy produced supplied the power......... to keep Earth from being sucked into the Sun and turned into some sort of... Underwear manufacturer in Mexico....... . . . and Suddenly - i awaken - realizing thaT ID: 427237 ·

GalaxyIce Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 13 May 06 Posts: 8927 Credit: 1,361,057 RAC: 0	Message 427245 - Posted: 27 Sep 2006, 20:56:39 UTC - in response to Message 427237. which had originally been 'wired' for just thaT reason. So upon grabbin' iT the idiot was zapped and was flung out the same window as the dog, and... I settled in for a quiet night with no dog, no neighbour and a huge... .....Bag of Popcorn and Love Story on the T.V...........Suddenly.... Out of the blue, the power started flickering, the tv was acting strangly, when, out of nowhere...... ET jumped out and asked Can't you guys hear me? you... called me just minutes ago . . . what did you want to hear with all those dishes pointing to my.... Super-sensitive antennae, causing... Mrs E.T. to mutter under her breath..... You Good for nothing lazy bum Get off your......... rocking stool and stop them... I am trying to watch my Soap opera "Days of our Alien Lives".... SUDDENLY, Out of the BLUE sky came a high pitched sound from... ELO as they sang Mr Blue Sky in a Long dark tube type object and the energy produced supplied the power......... to keep Earth from being sucked into the Sun and turned into some sort of... Underwear manufacturer in Mexico....... . . . and Suddenly - i awaken - realizing thaT Earth is indeed pants with nothing but flam ing balloons ID: 427245 ·

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