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N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
[font="fixedsys,courier"]"`If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught [font="fixedsys,courier"]Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no [font="fixedsys,courier"]Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the [font="fixedsys,courier"]This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this: most of |
Astro Send message Joined: 16 Apr 02 Posts: 8026 Credit: 600,015 RAC: 0 |
If you can't eat it, or have sex with it, shoot it. |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
If you can't eat it, or have sex with it, shoot it. Boy you cleaned that one Up! |
dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0 |
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain, (1878) |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
NAME flame - reply to Usenet News posting automatically SYNOPSIS flame [-x regex] [-g regex] [-n num] [-bdmr] [-f] [-a[ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ]] [--|filename] DESCRIPTION flame is a AI tool providing an automated method for replying to artic- les posted to Usenet News. Special care is paid to allow the user to specify the type of reply he desires. OPTIONS -- Take input from stdin. -b Reply in BIFF MODE. -d Delay response until original posting expires. -f Flood posts. -m Misdirect to a random Author. -n num Post this reply num times. -r ROT13 quotes from original posting. -g regex Reply to all messages in newsgroups matching regex. -x regex Crosspost to all newsgroups matching regex. -A Call the Author Assh*le in 12 languages. -B Bait the Author. -C Accuse the Author of communist leanings. -D Denigrate the Author. -E Picks apart the Author's educational background. -F Accuse the Author of fascist leanings. -G Post using Greek insult module. -H Accuse the Author of homophobic leanings. -I Question the Author's intelligence. -J Accuse the Author of purchasing Japanese imports. -K Accuse the Author of working for the KGB, MOSSAD, CIA, MI5, etc.. -L Post using Latin insult module. -M Insult the Author's mother. -N Accuse the Author of Neo-Nazi leanings. -O Quote obscure references proving falsehood of the posting. -P Question the Author's parentage. -Q Accuse the Author of deviant sexual practices. -R Accuse the Author of racist leaning. -S Accuse the Author of sexist leanings. -T Accuse the Author of cross dressing. -U State that the Author just doesn't understand anything. -V Pretend sympathy for Author's virgin sensibilities. -W Accuse the Author of voting for George Bush. -X Prepend obscene adjectives wherever syntactically correct. -Y Accuse the Author of PLO membership. -Z Accuse the Author of Zionist leanings. ENVIRONMENT FLAME_TYPE If FLAME_TYPE is set, flame will use it as the default type to generate. If FLAME_TYPE is not set, flame will take input from /dev/urandom. OBSCENE Points to a file containing miscellaneous obscene adjectives for the -X option. If OSCENE is not set, flame will generate a "Holier-than-thou/Moral Crusader" flame. FILES .lastflame This file contains the number of the last article flamed. Used when flaming an entire newsgroup. .prefflame This file contains the user's preferred flames. .altflame This file contains alternate phrasing of some of the more standard flames. Used to keep the program from flaming itself. SEE ALSO rn(1), more(1), newsrc(5), readnews(1), Pnews(1), Rnmail(1), sense(1) BUGS Occasionally, flame will turn on the user, and flame all outgoing postings. When this happens, the best thing to do reinstall your news software and flame. flame -GL will result in a hex code post. TIPS flame should be run as a child process of sense --common so that options do not conflict (Example: flame -NYZ). |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
Have you slept at all NA? |
rattelschneck Send message Joined: 14 Apr 01 Posts: 435 Credit: 842,179 RAC: 0 |
NAME flame - reply to Usenet News posting --shortened-- while $ZIMMERMAN != true do /usr/bin/flame -fACIMU done |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
Have you slept at all NA? [font="fixedsys,courier"]Sorta, but I do need to nap for a while.[/font] while $ZIMMERMAN != true do /usr/bin/flame -fACIMU done [font="fixedsys,courier"]Part of the source code for flame v.0.2 (v0.1 is still GPL)....[/font] [font="fixedsys,courier"]PUBLIC TYPE Idiot      Name AS STRING      Brain AS MEMORYBLOCK END TYPE SUB MakeIdiot(theFlamed AS Idiot)      ON ERROR CALL PsychiatricWard      DIM Neuron AS LONG INTEGER      FOR Neuron=0 TO FRE()           LET theFlamed.Brain(Neuron)=0      NEXT Neuron      OPEN "http://setiweb.ssl.berkeley.edu/forum_post.php?id=11" FOR RANDOM AS #1      PRINT #1,STR$(theFlamed.Name);" has been lobotomized (not that we can tell the difference)."      CLOSE #1 END SUB[/font] |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
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dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0 |
Do not be overly elated by good fortune. Remember how easily it can change. Aesop Fable, (500 BC) |
dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0 |
"Do other men for they would do you". That's the true business precept. Charles Dickens, (1844) |
Celtic Wolf Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 3278 Credit: 595,676 RAC: 0 |
It is hard to be perfect in the eyes of someone who thinks they are!! -- Celtic Wolf, 1987 I'd rather speak my mind because it hurts too much to bite my tongue. American Spirit BBQ Proudly Serving those that courageously defend freedom. |
**fi** Send message Joined: 17 Apr 05 Posts: 177 Credit: 703 RAC: 0 |
Beauty is only skin deep Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder randomthoughts: I glide upon the evening and dance upon the dawn with Sirius asmy guide and Canopus asmy friend Some fear the dark but with friends like Orion,Cygnus and Andromeda one needs no fear To me nature was mute, until i saw the stars |
Dominique Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0 |
Beauty is only skin deep You should meet - Mrs. anon. - Mr. anon |
**fi** Send message Joined: 17 Apr 05 Posts: 177 Credit: 703 RAC: 0 |
Beauty is only skin deep As i said Beauty is in the eyes of the Beholder randomthoughts: I glide upon the evening and dance upon the dawn with Sirius asmy guide and Canopus asmy friend Some fear the dark but with friends like Orion,Cygnus and Andromeda one needs no fear To me nature was mute, until i saw the stars |
NightHawk Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 19 Credit: 302,505 RAC: 0 |
Or, beauty is in the eyes of beer holder. |
Dominique Send message Joined: 3 Mar 05 Posts: 1628 Credit: 74,745 RAC: 0 |
Beauty is only skin deep If you did meet her you'd see that it goes a lot deeper than her looks. Even a blind person would know that. - Mr. anon |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
...Filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the beholder...[font="fixedsys,courier"] - Tom Lehrer[/font] |
dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0 |
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein. |
dblEagle Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 136 Credit: 45,641 RAC: 0 |
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. Mark Twain, (1894) |
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