Profile: Kevlar996

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Alooooha! Pehea 'oe? My name is Kekoa; Koa for short. Nobody calls me Kekoa unless I've done something really bad. But that's not all that often. I've been in this world now for 4.5 months. I don't know math so you humans can figure out what that is in people years. I like treats.

The first couple of months were rough. I don't know what I did but I couldn't go with my previous humans. I was put in a cage with all these other doggies in cages. I soon heard stories of what happened to doggies in this place. I didn't want to stay to find out if they were true. Humans would come and go, sometimes they'd take me out of the cage and play with me for a while. I love people.

After 1.5 months I found a new 'ohana and a new job. My job title is Personal Nuisance. My duties include: need to go #1 or #2 when humans are staring at the picture box, finding socks for chew toys, constant need of attention. It's not a bad gig. Free room and board, never have to cook my own meals, and I get treats for doing stupid things. I'll sit, shake, beg, stay all day if you got the treats.
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