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***********************************A member of Jarjar Vader Alliance
261 years ago i set out to explore the universe. I started my jurney from a planet, nothing like Earth, called "Mer' Fjabbe Tak" in a galaxy not yet known to man.
I drifted around for the first 219 years, doing absolutely nothing what so ever(not intirely true...always game at chaseing females), and diden't even take care of the one thing that keept me alive....my spacecraft.
Evidently my CD-drive, Dvd-drive, Cyberdrive, Hyperdrive, Warpdrive, MegaWarpdrive, Langtudedrive and the controllers to all other electronics, the StyrerLortetDims and the ForbinderHimsterGims FAILED!!!!
I was helpless...no really i was!
For 42 years i could do absolutely nothing but wait for me to crash land somwhere in the universe, witch suddently seamed much much bigger than ever before. No female contact, no company, no friends to chat with, and NO MORE SPACEWEED!!!
Then...one morning, or maybe it was one afternoon...actually it might even have been one scarry and cold night...???
Yes, yes i'm positive it was night...
Then one scarry and very very cold pitchblack night, there...right in front of my eyes, a bright blue planet... and i was heading right at it.
I WAS SAVED! I thought, only to experience the worst desent in my life, EVER!
When i finaly came to a full stop my spacecraft had decintegrated compleatly due to the higly flamable atmosphere on the planet... I had nothing left.
Everything had burned up, except for the rubberband from my spaceshorts, still located arround my body,smoking. Well hello blue planet i thought, what a WARM welcome i got from you.
For 38 years, almost 39, i've been stuck here in this flamable hellhole with people, who obviously find it amusing, to play with open fire!!!
You, earthlings you are copleately inFUCKINGsane!
No Extraterrestrial Intelligence will ever visit here cuz they simply affraid of humans, and they would't be very Intelligent if they did, would they?
Exept maybe for an adrenalin junkie now and then...
Please help me and SETI in the search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence...
I'm shure my mommy's trying to call me.
I wanna go home to my mommy....MOMMY I'M HERE 'ERE 'ERE 'RE 'E 'e 'e!!!
HELP MEEEeeeee...!!!
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My thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
The word Proud comes to my mind and hart,when i think about what we are actually doing here.
Naturaly i strongly beleve that i will be THE ONE who receives E.T's call...
I mean....If i shoulden't, who on earth should? |
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