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Hi there people,
I was discovered at the age of 2 living with a previously undiscovered Pack of wolves in the outer Hebrides, by explorers from the planet Zargonia. Having taken me away to experiment upon, they took some time to discover I was in fact a juvenile of the dominant species on Earth and not as the supposed a giant, as they were in fact only 6in tall they thought it best to put me back where they found me rather than risking the kind of intergalactic war that could be won by a careless throw of the local free newspaper.
This left me to be discovered by a kindly old couple who bless them weren't the sharpest chisels in the box, this appreciation of their intellectual ability's was confirmed when they discovered at the age of 3 that I could in fact recite entire concerto's by Rachmaninoff on my casio Keyboard and rather than place me in the Yehudi Menuhin school for the freakishly gifted they hid me in the cellar, where I had only a few Physics and chemistry Text books for company, these however enabled me to create a Matter transference device which I used to snatch Pizza from the boxes of passing delivery drivers, having escaped I joined the Army where I gained several medals and awards for bravery, not least of which involved the successful destruction of several Dams, this coincided of course with Sir Barnes Wallace's Fake bouncing Bombs designed to deflect suspicion from me and my highly advanced invisible phase shifting apparatus which simply removed the middle of the concrete wall making it look for all intense and purposes like they had been blown.
Upon inventing the A Bomb as a lab assistant in order to end the war which to be frank was becoming tedious I invested money in several construction company's which strangely enough gained lucrative Japanese contracts which made me the first of many billions of pounds, in fact 7.5 billion pounds in 5 years, and that was when 7.5 billion pounds was a lot of money I can tell you!!, I decided to sell out and buy an island of the coast of Australia, New Zealand was It's name I believe but due to some Planning debacle The local Government refused to vacate my land so I had them all removed from the 70's and placed them permanently in the 50's where they are stuck to this day.
I have for the last few years been quietly Selling Hi-Grade Enriched Uranium to the Iranian Government for use in their "Reactors" at least they think it's Uranium, it's actually Play Doh but they are too scared to open the Tin so they'll never know. I was introduced to Distributed Computing By an old friend who claimed it was the future, but he said no-one was going to need more than 640k of memory so what would he know, He's never forgiven me for inventing the Internet and not telling him till it was to late to patent it, anyway I've been to the future and you know what,
he's right but for Gods sake don't tell him will you :) |
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