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My real name sounds something like hwrokmuzzz in English. On my planet, vop, I was engaged in research on creating commercially affordable space warps for the masses when I accidentally fell into one and ended up here, on your planet, which was rather fortunate for I might just as easily have traveled to some uninhabitable point in the great void.
I work at a Tim Horton\\'s making doughnuts. With my meager earnings I lobby the academic community in an attempt to convince them that your theologies are all wrong thus your philosophies are errant thus your physics is all mixed up. But nobody listens to anybody who makes doughnuts for a living.
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| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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I really have no idea where I am relative to my home planet but I genuinely wish to return. Therefore I buy computers and devote them to the SETI@home project as I feel the only hope I have of returning to my home planet is to locate it first. If I do return home, I plan to launch a Tim Horton\\'s chain and make a fortune.
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