Profile: Ruben Medrano

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Space, the final frontier. To boldly go where no man has gone before. So if you go, please, by all means, take a lady. A down outright sexy and beautiful woman, preferably 18 years old, or whatever is legal in your state. Why?

In case you get trapped, lost, or deserted. You may be responsible for populating an area, a planet, a cosmo-male-free area. Don't argue about it, just do it. Besides, a beautiful, sexy, and young girl may be what you need if you have to trade some perverted space alien for food or water. They may not have Papa-Johns in that neck of the galaxy.

I am a big Albert Einstein fan, props to the legend and to the first man that may have made "messy" hair acceptable. I adore science as if it were a lustful past-time; the orgasm reaches whenever we make a break thru. I am a firm believer in life after we die, in life elsewhere besides Earth, and life in ways and places that we do not yet understand.

I am a 46-year-old man, a virgin of space travel, a friend to the aliens, as my mom is an alien.

If it is science, it is my hobby. If it is beautiful and sexy, it is my hobby. My "Doris Day" machine provides me with 4 terabytes, dual on the board dual-core, 6 gig of ram, eloquent sound and video cards float my library, 10 fans keep her cool, and USB, 1394, video and audio outputs out of the wazoo.

Send me an email at mrmedrano@gmail.com and tell me about your baby, your telescope, anything science.

And I love Beauty and The Geek.
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