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| Personal background |
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My story is one without many highlights. I was raised by rabid sea monkeys in the mountains of Tibet. On my thirteenth birthday I was sent to a holy temple in Garden City, Kansas where I was spiritually enlightened by a group of nomadic, anarchist, hippy, musicians who were the founding members of the "Church of Zac." After being enlightened, I traveled the world seeking to convert all hethens from their path of spiritual decadence. Failing this, I decided to focus all my resources on taking over the world by creating those things I knew would cause shockwaves of change the world over......
That's right, I'm the one responsible for the slinky, bottled water, nicotine gum, saturated fat, and Pokemon. With these tools I will one day reign supreme over the entire universe.
Either that, or I'm just some dork from Topeka.
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| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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1.) I hope that there is more intelligent life in the universe than what our cesspool of a planet has to offer.
2.) I think the appropriate tranmission beacon into outer space would be something along the lines of: "Help I'm Surrounded By Frickin' Morons!"
3.) I run Seti@home to account for the fact that I don't really believe in God, but I'm hopeful about aliens. |
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