Profile: KBF-Dogmatix

Personal background
Race: Klingon

Shipname: IKV Stormbringer

Intel:
Dogmatix was born to a relatively small house on the Klingon Homeworld. It is rumored that his own mother was visited by the founder of the empire, Kahless, in a dream that foretold of the ascension of her first born son to
the Chancellorship of the Empire. Although this prophecy eventually came true, combat was always the primary thirst in Dogmatix’s heart. He relinquished the Chancellorship shortly after gaining it, however he still remains a potent political influence within the empire.

Intelligence retrieved from Starfleet Command databanks shows that he temporarily put aside his personal distaste for Gorns to escort Captain S’Cipio of the Gorn Confederation to meet with the editors of the Galatic Truth news website, which had slandered both captains. The Galatic Truth offices were later to destroyed in mysterious circumstances. Traces of Klingon disruptor fire were discovered at the scene, however too much time had passed to determine the exact ship of origin. Both Captain Dogmatix and Captain S’Cipio deny all knowledge of the event.

Starfleet Intelligence has picked up confirmation that Captain Dogmatix is a member of the feared Klingon Black Fleet (KBF). The addition of Captain Dogmatix and his leadership abilities to the KBF ranks is a painful reminder to the other races that they lag behind the Klingons in terms of organisational ability.
Already the KBF has launched several devestating raids into neutral space, capturing several key sectors not yet claimed by any of the 8 major powers.

Flying Style:
A highly dangerous captain. He uses all the classic Klingon tactics including the Sabre Dance. There are no known weaknesses in his strategy.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
Of course extraterrestrial life exits. Being a Klingon, I am living proof of this. It is laughable that you humans ask these questions. It is proof-positive of the puny and backward nature of your Earther society. Pathetic.

The dangers of such a discovery? I should think the dangers are obvious. You alert a superior, more advanced civilization (like the Klingon Empire) to your existence. This will go poorly for you, I'm afraid.

We of the Klingon Empire believe that you should send out beacons for others to find. We are always looking for new worlds to conquer and yours would seem to be ripe for the taking. Thank you for the directions!

Personally, I run SETI@home because it amuses me. Pray that it doesn't cease to do so. You do not want a bored, angry Klingon Warrior on your hands.
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