It all started a long time ago. I was swimming along with a few hundred thousand other spermazoid, but I was the strongest and fastest swimmer. Good thing, too, 'cause you should have seen those other poor suckers. Boy, the world doesn't need any more of those types.
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
Based purely upon probability and statistical theories, extraterrestrial life must exist.
Humans should send a beacon message that states: All your base are belong to us.
I run SETI@Home because one morning I woke up in an empty field with implants in my head and I want those silly spacemen to come back and take them out. Sometimes I question whether or not this is just a waste of time. It's like using a pinpoint laser that only reflects the color green to scan a prison yard for escapees. I suggest we start sending out beacon messages of our own.