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| Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home |
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Well as bizare as I am my views on SETI are fairly standard I think, I know there is a far greater probability of extertarestrials existing rather than not, so i'm sure we will find them eventually.
What I can't wait to see is various peoples, especially religions, views on explanations for them. The fist sign of life will most likely be microbes of some kind so shouldn't cause a massive panic or anything, however i'm sure there will still be many people who will go compleatly insane at the thought.
I'm of two minds as to weather we should transmit any specific becon to any extrateristrial inteligences we find, I think our planets broadcasts will really speak for themselves, and besides any inteligence we contact is likey to be more advanced than us, considering we have only been able to transmit these kind of signals for less than 100 years or so. So i think that an organised response would be counter productive, we have all seen the effects when a 'primative' cultre is introduced to a 'superior' one...
I personally run SETI because I'm just that damn good, my old machince got through about 20 work units in a year or so, with a nice average of over 100 hours per unit... celerons really should have had an L2 cache... However i'm shaving away that average now days with my new comp running and instance or two of seti almost 24/7. The energy is cheep, and it's nice to know i'm getting all that bad data out of the way so someone can find the right stuff. |
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