I rule the world from my secret base deep inside an extinct volcano. I joined seti@home to further my domination of the universe. You may think the number of results posted means this couldn't possibly be true, but it's just a ruse - besides, why steal all the glory since I already rule the world?
SETI@home and Astropulse are funded by grants from the National Science Foundation, NASA, and donations from SETI@home volunteers. AstroPulse is funded in part by the NSF through grant AST-0307956.