Profile: Turd Fredericks

Personal background
I am from the planet Sunaru from a small town you probably haven't heard of. I'm about 8000 years old in your earth years, but the conversion factor is too hard to explain to mere earthlings. On my home world I was a taxi driver which, in part, contributed to my ending up on this horrible blue ball you call earth. As much as I detest this planet, there are a few things I do like:
1) Earth women
2) Beef
3) Beer
4) Snails (you call them escargot on Earth)
5) I also like brains and computers (I was an expert in primitive mechanisms back home).
Thoughts about SETI and SETI@home
I am living proof that extra terrestrials exist. There are more of us walking among you. alt.2600 is their general meeting place. Many have experienced first hand the dangers of messing with us in alt.2600. Generally we are a peaceful lot, but whatever you do, don't p*ss off Crawdad.

I sincerely wish that humans would send out a beacon because I am starting to get homesick. If you send a message, tell them to come and get me, and that their reward will be earth women and beer.

I run seti@home because I want to see if those in my home world are looking for me, if they are not, no earth women for them, and I get to keep the beer.
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