Posts by Steven Meyer

21) Questions and Answers : Getting started : No work units? (Message 1624210)
Posted 6 Jan 2015 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Still no WU.
2015-01-05 23:57:40 | SETI@home | Requesting new tasks for CPU and AMD/ATI GPU
2015-01-05 23:57:42 | SETI@home | Scheduler request completed: got 0 new tasks

2015-01-06 00:02:48 | SETI@home | Sending scheduler request: To fetch work.
2015-01-06 00:02:48 | SETI@home | Requesting new tasks for CPU and AMD/ATI GPU
2015-01-06 00:02:52 | SETI@home | Scheduler request completed: got 0 new tasks
2015-01-06 00:02:52 | SETI@home | Project has no tasks available
22) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1623298)
Posted 4 Jan 2015 by Profile Steven Meyer
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All that's missing is a dog and some junk cars on the lawn.
23) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1622983)
Posted 4 Jan 2015 by Profile Steven Meyer
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DUI?
24) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1622742)
Posted 3 Jan 2015 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Sorry... was having issues with my wifi... that reminds me of a story ... but that's for another time.
Now for the lineup.

In third is Zalster with No, seriously.....one of my ancestors was over 6 stores tall !!!
In second is Admiral Gloval with ALRIGHT MINION! CAT PATROL IS AS FOLLOWS!
And our winner is Lynn with Do I Look Like The Bird Of Happiness?
That one really got me laughing. :^D
25) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1620496)
Posted 30 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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OK, got it...
26) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1620491)
Posted 30 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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OK,

Well, we are just a few minutes away from 24 hours and have the required 10 candidates.

This was difficult to decide on.

Honorable mention goes to KWSN

Second prize to (and it was really hard to pick between these 2) Celt

Leaving Steven the winner with

An A** and a Horse.


Congrats to Steven...PM going out...


Congrats to Steven :)


Congrats to Steven :)


+1:)



Thanks to all, esp. Zalster. Will locate, procure and post one forthwith.
27) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1619851)
Posted 28 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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An A** and a Horse.

(Hey, don't blame me. It was my S.O. who said she that thought the woman was making an A** of herself and the horse was laughing his head off about that.)
28) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1618687)
Posted 25 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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[NASA RADIO VOICE]
T minus 10 seconds and counting ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ... ... uh ... OK ... WHO TOOK THE ROCKET AND REPLACED IT WITH A TREE?

29) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1617725)
Posted 23 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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What!?! Steven's on my "Good" list? No way!
30) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1616865)
Posted 21 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Now remember, you have to warn me before you go... that goes for number one as well as two.
31) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1616051)
Posted 19 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Reasons why cars are now sold with built-in GPS Navigation Systems.
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32) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #58 (Message 1614565)
Posted 16 Dec 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Boy you three are good, so good the pin is bent double with historical laughter.

Historical laughter? Is it from the past, or of such quality that it will be remembered for many years to come?


The Laugh Heard 'Round the world?

[Edit]
Oops... for some reason the quoted post appeared to be the last....
It's been a while since I was on these threads due to my computer taking a long nap (won't boot).
[Edit2]
Let's see .. a caption...
How about this:
"the pitter patter of little tongue?"

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33) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1566303)
Posted 3 Sep 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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another late entry...

Definition of INSANITY:
Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.
34) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1566302)
Posted 3 Sep 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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late entry ...

The sad thing is that the swing next to the one she just broke is already broken.
35) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1562446)
Posted 25 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Looks like my portfolio is doing well again.
Wonder if I should share it with Dad?
36) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1560926)
Posted 23 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Man! The IRS must really want me!

[edit]
By the, insert your favorite TLA for "IRS".
37) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1556466)
Posted 14 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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"Quack quack"
"Squeak squeak squeak"
"Quack quack quack quack"
"Squeak"
...and so it goes for many hours...
38) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1555141)
Posted 11 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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"Who are you calling 'weird looking'?"
39) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1553070)
Posted 6 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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I guess we'll need a bigger crane now.
40) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Beet's Give Us a Caption #57 (Message 1553069)
Posted 6 Aug 2014 by Profile Steven Meyer
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Our work order says "Repair Bridge" not "Destroy Bridge".



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