Posts by Mrs Miggins

1) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Well I never (Message 1861870)
Posted 16 Apr 2017 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Now my flue has been given the all clear, I feel invigorated and hope to resume my activities within a matter of days.

Now Sydney, the sea air might be bracing and the pink gins might put a spring in your step but I'm not going to kiss you on the cobbles, but you might get a peck on the cheek if you behave like a gentleman.
2) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Well I never (Message 1860740)
Posted 10 Apr 2017 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Sydney, my little buttercup, no need to rush, the shelf is now firmly in place, but keep your equipment handy, just in case.

Now as for me dallying, I've had no time, I've had a man in, examining my pipes,I've been hearing strange gurgling sounds from below for the past couple of days. Apparently my flue needs a good service.
3) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Well I never (Message 1860645)
Posted 9 Apr 2017 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Oh my, tis a book not for the faint hearted, my pulse has been racing ever since I read the opening line; "Stick it right up there, now and keep it there as long as possible"

How did I know they were talking about putting up a shelf.

I do hope Sydney doesn't get any funny ideas, I know he's partial to playing with his tools.
4) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Well I never (Message 1859896)
Posted 6 Apr 2017 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Mr Gnu, I was obviously mistaken when I thought you were a gentleman.

If you must know ladies of my standing shoot bunnies...not do something so unbecoming as you suggested.
5) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Well I never (Message 1859658)
Posted 5 Apr 2017 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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I've had more that my fair share on my recent excursion, I can tell you, gentle
men are always promising me something magical.

The last that tried led me into his parlour, got his wand out and put on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.

Now Sydney, my little buttercup, my dumplings are just as plump and juicy as they always were but it takes a little more time these days to make them looks as good as they they used to.
6) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Well I never (Message 1859657)
Posted 5 Apr 2017 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Now I must be off as I have prepare something warm and inviting.
7) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Well I never (Message 1859560)
Posted 5 Apr 2017 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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I thought I'd never get back on my feet again.

But I'm back from my travels, I know I'm a woman of the world but my goodness, do I feel invigorated. I feel ready to put my wares on show once more, I just need to get a little practice in first.

I've had a handyman in and I have to say, my veranda has never looked so good, now all I need is for someone to share it with, which reminds me, how is old Sydney? The last I heard he was having problems with his spectacles.
8) Message boards : Cafe SETI : What day is it? (Message 1723641)
Posted 9 Sep 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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I will endeavour to give you something that you'll never forget. This could be your lucky day, if I could only find my...
9) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XXII - All Are Welcome In The Critter Cafe (Message 1713746)
Posted 16 Aug 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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I agree , I've never been one for that. But Sidney has often suggested that I occasionally try a bump and run.

Well, truth be told, sometimes I worry that I set too rigorous a golfing pace for my dear Eric. He is great on the front nine, but by the time we complete the back nine the poor man is so tired that he has to lean upon the ball washer.


That brings back memories, I remember when I was back in the clubhouse, the members used to ask me to get the soil out of their dimples.
10) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XXII - All Are Welcome In The Critter Cafe (Message 1713736)
Posted 16 Aug 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Angela, you are indeed lucky that Eric has the control of his club to manage to putt out.

I have found that Sidney, on occasion, has experienced problems when addressing the hole and has developed somewhat of a nervous twitch, which can be somewhat off putting.

Oh dear. Well fortunately my Eric is still quite the Tiger... Woods that is, as his follow-through is excellent. But I absolutely insist that we only golf together. I have no interest in a threesome or a foursome.


I agree , I've never been one for that. But Sidney has often suggested that I occasionally try a bump and run.
11) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XXII - All Are Welcome In The Critter Cafe (Message 1713712)
Posted 16 Aug 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Angela, you are indeed lucky that Eric has the control of his club to manage to putt out.

I have found that Sidney, on occasion, has experienced problems when addressing the hole and has developed somewhat of a nervous twitch, which can be somewhat off putting.
12) Message boards : Cafe SETI : I ain't played for anybody in years............... (Message 1713699)
Posted 16 Aug 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Have you ever burnt your baps, now that hurts.
13) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Raccoon Update XXII - All Are Welcome In The Critter Cafe (Message 1713697)
Posted 16 Aug 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Rumours are abound that Sidney has been asking about my whereabouts, I wish to inform him that my absence has been due to the fact that I have been reacquainted with an old golfing friend.

He's been showing me how to hold his club and I've promised him if he gets stuck in an awkward lay I'll pull out his wood and nibblet.
14) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Miggins Magnificent Mouthwatering Mouthfuls (Message 1659061)
Posted 30 Mar 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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What can I say, it's be very remiss of me not to reply to your concerns. But my presence has been felt in various pastures. But now I'm all yours.
15) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Miggins Magnificent Mouthwatering Mouthfuls (Message 1646729)
Posted 26 Feb 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Sidney, my dear, you forgot about the time on my veranda, when you stimulated my clematis.

Your delicate touch made it bloom beyond my wildest dreams.
16) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Miggins Magnificent Mouthwatering Mouthfuls (Message 1645470)
Posted 23 Feb 2015 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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What can I say, it's so very remiss of me to take so long in returning to the bosom of my dear friends. But I was intrigued by a book that many of you may have come across.


You know I'm talking about Fifty Sheds of Grey.

I never knew you could do that with two Brussels sprouts and a turnip, just wait 'till I tell Sidney. If you ask him nicely he may show you the next time you see him on your travels.
17) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Miggins Magnificent Mouthwatering Mouthfuls (Message 1618580)
Posted 25 Dec 2014 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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My dears, it's been so hectic, but the promise of Sydney's cracker failed to ignite my embers. But I have rolled my sleeves up and pounded away in the kitchen.

I've never seen my meringues looking so stiff. I just hope they can last the distance so I can show them off in the morning.

I have to go now, I still have to stuff the turkey, wish me luck.

Merry Christmas to you all.
18) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Merry Christmas and a Happy 2015 Seti@Home Members (Message 1618576)
Posted 25 Dec 2014 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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I have just received a missive from one of my many admirers,he cannot be here right now, but he would just like to pass on his felicitations to you all.

So without further ado, The Captain would like to wish each and everyone of you a very Merry Christmas.
19) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Miggins Magnificent Mouthwatering Mouthfuls (Message 1614703)
Posted 16 Dec 2014 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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I have been reliably informed that as Christmas time approaches once more, that Sidney is desperate for me to pull his cracker.

Last year he couldn't wait to get a look at my Plum Duffs.
20) Message boards : Cafe SETI : Miggins Magnificent Mouthwatering Mouthfuls (Message 1600053)
Posted 12 Nov 2014 by Profile Mrs Miggins
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Alas, at my age, gravity does begin to takes it's toll. But vigorous exercise in certain areas does seem to have some benefits. I was hoping Sidney could have given me a hand, but he seems to be on manoeuvers in some unknown location.

I do hope he's not dallying with another, I did warn him that if I caught him again I'd cut off his weekly allowance.


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