Lester 的帖子

81) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Just how big are coconut crabs (消息 650427)
发表于:28 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Q: Just how big are coconut crabs?
A: About Two Acres!....


Then how big are Walnut crabs ?
82) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Australian Drought (消息 649589)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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In Melbourne we are lucky in the we some mountains not too far from the coast which get a fair amount of rain (when it happens). We were smart enough to build our drinking water dams there which allows for some pretty decent amounts of water to be collected. Please see this link for our total water storage levels for the last 10 years. The increase so far this winter was almost soley due to one large downpour followed up by a few small sprinkles. You can see that last winter (2006) there was almost no rain during the traditional rainy period.

Our hydroelectric scheme, however, is playing to a different tune. Goto to this site, select the lake level calculator and plug in 2006 and 2007 as the selections to see how poorly managed (for water storage) the dams there have been. The operator of this scheme is out to make money and is not caring too much about the water level since they also have some gas-fired electricity generation which makes lots of money when the electricty price is high. So running the dams out of water is in their "best" interest.

Speaking of the price of electricity, since there is a severe shortage of water for thermal power plants, their capacity has been reduced which is causing the price of electricity to increase significantly.....just wait until this hits home for the average consumer. They're going to freak! Business is already starting to feel the effects of higher electricity prices.

Live long and BOINC!

So Cal has stolen water from everybody ! Now we are looking at Canada.
83) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : The 50 worst cars of all time........ (消息 649588)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Which vehicle is the least green and most polluting in the entire world ? I have one. USA ! USA ! We are number one !

A Dump Truck or a Ford SUV...

A Dodge Ram pick up truck with the V-10 510 HP SRT Engine. Its even listed in the almanac. USA #1
84) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : The 50 worst cars of all time........ (消息 649555)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Which vehicle is the least green and most polluting in the entire world ? I have one. USA ! USA ! We are number one !
85) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Famous quotes (消息 649553)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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heres looking at you kid. All right Mr deMille Im ready for my close up. fasten your seat belts, its gonna be a bumpy night. The 3 best american movies of all time are ? (the name Debbie is not in any of them )
86) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Famous quotes (消息 649549)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Oh Man ! You shot Marvin !
87) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Earthquakes (消息 649548)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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So a 2.1 quake is how many times stronger than a 2.O Quake ? When we had that 7.0 quake here. People on the road couldnt feel it. One cop on his bike didnt feel it and drove right off an non existant overpass. Have you ever looked at the mountains during a quake ? Clouds of dust from the slides .
88) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Sci-Fi Movies of the 1960's (消息 649543)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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The incredible crawling eye " ? Or that giant snail in the salton sea where the navy send destroyers in to depth bomb it. Not sure how they got destroyers into that lake, but..... Its gotta be real ! It was in a movie
89) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Just how big are coconut crabs (消息 649536)
发表于:27 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Do spiders tast like crabs ?
90) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Australian Drought (消息 648392)
发表于:25 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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One of their most deadly animals -


Uhh, I dunno. What ever it is, its kinda cute. Kinda like that monkey girl on The Planet of the Apes
91) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Australian Drought (消息 648390)
发表于:25 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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No fresh water crocs ? Do you guys have ANY animals that arnt DEADLY?

Koala Bears

I know death when I see it ! That damned thing probably has scales under that fur !
92) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : The Juice is back behind bars :0 (消息 648326)
发表于:25 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Apparently its a chick question. Only girls can figure it out.

It HAS to be ! Guys dont have that many socks ! And if they do, none match !
93) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : The Juice is back behind bars :0 (消息 648325)
发表于:25 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Apparently its a chick question. Only girls can figure it out.
94) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : The Juice is back behind bars :0 (消息 648321)
发表于:25 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Sarge. you are Math Master. My wife figured this one in nano seconds. Its dark. In your drawer you have 3 red socks and 3 yellow socks. And 7 socks that say sunday. How many socks must you pull out before you know you have a pair of socks that dont say sunday ?


Okay, I'll bite: I say 10... 7 to make sure you got all the sunday socks and 3 more to make sure you have a pair of one color or the other.

I'm assuming it's too dark to be able to tell red from yellow or from "sunday".

Damn you ! How can EVERYBODY figure that out but ME ?
95) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : The Juice is back behind bars :0 (消息 648312)
发表于:25 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Sarge. you are Math Master. My wife figured this one in nano seconds. Its dark. In your drawer you have 3 red socks and 3 yellow socks. And 7 socks that say sunday. How many socks must you pull out before you know you have a pair of socks that dont say sunday ?
96) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : The Juice is back behind bars :0 (消息 648267)
发表于:25 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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80% of blacks think he was set up. The "victims" are all flakes with prison time. If 2 blacks are on his jury what are the odds ?


Why make it a racial thing? A rich famous person has an advantage over us peons. They have the money to get good legal representation and thousands of people that won't believe the person they look up to is guilty of anything. Rich famous white people get away with just as much. Paris Hilton is a good example. Any normal person would have spent a couple months in prison for what she did.

You'll get no arguement from me...

Oh please ! She spent almost an HOUR in jail for her third DUI and driving the wrong way on the freeway! Where is your forgivness ?
97) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Australian Drought (消息 648186)
发表于:24 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Where are your crocs swimming ?

They're saltwater crocs in OZ...sea water.

No fresh water crocs ? Do you guys have ANY animals that arnt DEADLY ?
98) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Looking for a female detective. (消息 648167)
发表于:24 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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They are ALL dectectives ! Divorce one and find out !


LMAO Yes, we have our ways. ;-D



Devious women are endemic !
99) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Looking for a female detective. (消息 648142)
发表于:24 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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They are ALL dectectives ! Divorce one and find out !
100) 留言板 : Cafe SETI : Australian Drought (消息 648137)
发表于:24 Sep 2007 作者: Lester
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Where are your crocs swimming ?


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