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Dr Who Fan ![]() Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3443 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 ![]() |
Are you a lifelong singleton? You probably possess these three personality traits In a new study published in the journal Psychological Science, researchers have identified three key traits that could potentially indicate whether someone is destined to fly solo for the rest of their life. |
Admiral Gloval ![]() Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21920 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Single all the way. Don’t think I have had a face to face talk to anyone for a least two weeks if not longer. ![]() ![]() |
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... Not even with the dolphins and mermaids??? I'll admit that round here, the most meaningful conversation to be had is with some of the four pawed creatures! (Waggy tail variety!) Keep searchin'? Martin See new freedom: Mageia Linux Take a look for yourself: Linux Format The Future is what We all make IT (GPLv3) |
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On a different tangent... Over here I seem to converse with various computer programs and control systems more than the wet biological stuff... Hence a bit of a giggle for some of the biological communications suffered here recently whence completely by random, the electric silicon stuff didst flash before my eyes with these three gems: If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food. Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. All, all too true! Enjoy! Martin (I have the *nix utility "fortune" to add a bit of thoughtful light relief for round here!) See new freedom: Mageia Linux Take a look for yourself: Linux Format The Future is what We all make IT (GPLv3) |
Dr Who Fan ![]() Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3443 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 ![]() |
The real question should be can you create a version of DOOM to run on COBOL? Project shows you can run a Minecraft server on the 60-year-old COBOL language TL;DR: Minecraft has long been a platform for impressive feats by modders, from recreating massive structures to running computer systems within the game. Now, a new project takes this creativity to another level by running Minecraft on COBOL, a programming language designed in 1959. While COBOL remains vital today, a shortage of developers proficient in the language has become a significant challenge. |
Admiral Gloval ![]() Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21920 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Does talking to myself count Martin? Or is that a sign of mental instability? Are you people real or a product of imagination? I’ve never seen you or the others. Is this a A.I. generated world like the matrix and do I swallow the red or blue pill… ![]() ![]() |
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As deduced by Plato and restrained further by Aristotle: We do indeed live in our own dream that is only assembled in part by what stimulus we might receive from our senses. How we then make sense of all that is pure imagination! (Ok, so we all have our own unique imagination and the connectedness of the assumed world supporting our imagined physical existence contrives for our dreams to overlap to form our imagined connections. Or so it is that I dream.) ((And then also there is the black cat that is isolated on a remote planet that receives very officious visitors to share isolated communications that shape happenings in the universe of The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Universe. )) (((For the imagined state of the imagination of some of our politicians, a black cat would purr far far better and more meaningfully in their place!!!))) Enjoy? Martin ps: I have no idea whether the cat is black or not, but in my dreams to fit in with other parts of my dreams, you also should dream that to be! See new freedom: Mageia Linux Take a look for yourself: Linux Format The Future is what We all make IT (GPLv3) |
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Martin has been in the food desert too long ... |
Admiral Gloval ![]() Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21920 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Are you sure it is the food desert? Or was it something in the “fish and chips” he ate? The red or blue fish. Lol. ![]() ![]() |
Dr Who Fan ![]() Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3443 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 ![]() |
Martin has been in the food desert too long ... Maybe he's in the food dessert instead? |
Dr Who Fan ![]() Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3443 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 ![]() |
Lol is that not true! /Satire Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn't Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains "Son, let me tell you about when Dad was a kid, okay?" Evans sighed. "Back in the good old days, we didn't have to download firmware updates for the toys we got for Christmas every two days. It was a golden age of societal joy, when the worst thing that could happen to you was the dreaded ‘Batteries Not Included.' We have strayed so far." |
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One for you that is not satire, which you may have seen before, but it's worth a mention as IMHO it goes above and beyond as the worst application of unnecessary technology I know of: Nike’s self-lacing sneakers turn into bricks after faulty firmware update I don't even know where to begin with this one so I'll go through some points: 1) There are people for whom tying their shoes is too much work for them, so 2) Nike makes shoes to fulfill this non-existent "need" (OK, maybe good for people with disabilities... I give it that) 3) And they price them at $350, roughly 5-10x the cost of a decent regular pair of shoes 4) And they feel the need to have a required phone app to control them, probably so they can harvest data and resell it 5) And of course this means that their pair of shoes is now a computer, so they can talk to the app, and they need to have firmware 6) Which needs updates to work properly because like everything else today it's rushed to market with bugs because "we can fix it in an update" 7) Which they screw up and brick the shoes with so they don't close anymore 8) And now that they are bricked they can't be updated anymore to fix the bad update 9) And they don't have any capability to manually tie them up because Nike didn't plan for their tech. to ever fail, so 10) Now the $350 shoes are much less useful than the 5-10x cheaper pair of regular shoes they claim to replace My second favourites were the Nest internet-capable thermostats which self-downloaded a bad firmware update while their owners were away for the winter, bricked, could no longer turn on the furnace so the house temp. went below the freezing point of water, pipes froze and burst and the owners returned to a house flooded with ice with corresponding ten$ of thousand$ in damage. ![]() |
Admiral Gloval ![]() Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21920 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Who made the Bluetooth shoe app…Micro$oft? ![]() ![]() |
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Who made the Bluetooth shoe app…Micro$oft? No, it's got to be the new division Micro$ole or if by Apple then iToes |
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Who made the Bluetooth shoe app…Micro$oft? That's Micto$tole. |
Dr Who Fan ![]() Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3443 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 ![]() |
If Facebook was not creepy enough already! Facebook Will Introduce AI-Generated "People" With Their Own Profiles to Comment on Your Posts |
Admiral Gloval ![]() Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21920 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Another way to help mine your data. Talk to a A.I. ![]() ![]() |
W-K 666 ![]() Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 19628 Credit: 40,757,560 RAC: 67 ![]() ![]() |
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Admiral Gloval ![]() Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 21920 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 ![]() |
Grim. Very grim. ![]() ![]() |
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