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ML1 Send message Joined: 25 Nov 01 Posts: 21212 Credit: 7,508,002 RAC: 20 |
Yep... All too often. In other news on there: Ouch! For what has just gone up in smoke...!!! That ain't supposed to happen... See new freedom: Mageia Linux Take a look for yourself: Linux Format The Future is what We all make IT (GPLv3) |
Dr Who Fan Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3343 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 |
See, regular expressions are hard Russia botches Twitter throttling, cripples anything with t-dot-co in the name – including Reddit, Microsoft Websites with domain names containing 't.co' were knackered in Russia today as a result of the Kremlin throttling Twitter. |
ML1 Send message Joined: 25 Nov 01 Posts: 21212 Credit: 7,508,002 RAC: 20 |
And then there is the whole new cybersphere of Starlink to reshape the earth as we might never know it... IT is what we allow it to be... Martin See new freedom: Mageia Linux Take a look for yourself: Linux Format The Future is what We all make IT (GPLv3) |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 30663 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO." |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22528 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
LOL Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24911 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
ROFLMAO. Thanks Carlos. Needed cheering up. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66338 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
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Dr Who Fan Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3343 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 |
‘Fraudster’ bought $19,000 dump truck and booze with cash from COVID loan, feds say ... The 40 year old man was previously charged with fraud, money laundering and identity theft involving a $1.5 million scheme in 2009, prosecutors said. He was sentenced to more than nine years in prison, sent back for an additional three months and ultimately released in February 2019 with a lengthy period of supervised release. |
Wiggo Send message Joined: 24 Jan 00 Posts: 36782 Credit: 261,360,520 RAC: 489 |
Woman’s $800 shopping ‘fail’ goes viral. The world of online shopping can be hit and miss.I wonder who they were made to fit? Cheers. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Well, what else ya gonna do during COVID shutdowns? Get drunk and ride around in your dump truck.....LOL. (Just kidding, of course.) Meow! "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
Grant (SSSF) Send message Joined: 19 Aug 99 Posts: 13854 Credit: 208,696,464 RAC: 304 |
I wonder who they were made to fit?Probably the same numptys that thought pre-ripped jeans were worth spending money on. Grant Darwin NT |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66338 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
A woman who stole a forklift and was "chased" slowly by the cops down in San Diego CA, a bystander had to approach and take the key away to stop the "chase". Savoir-Faire is everywhere! The T1 Trust, T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, America's First HST |
Dr Who Fan Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3343 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 |
Giant fireworks explosion leaves 2 dead in Southern California neighborhood The eruption occurred around 12:30 p.m. local time in Ontario, a suburb of San Bernardino, sending a large plume of smoke in the air in the middle of a residential neighborhood. At least one other home was on fire as well as several other structures, KABC-TV reported. The eruption occurred around 12:30 p.m. local time in Ontario, a suburb of San Bernardino, sending a large plume of smoke in the air in the middle of a residential neighborhood. At least one other home was on fire as well as several other structures, KABC-TV reported. |
Dr Who Fan Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3343 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 |
Should not be too hard to sniff them put... They broke into a fine art museum, then used the sewer to elude police, Texas cops say Suspects who broke in to a fine art museum in Texas escaped police by using a motorboat and running into a sewer system, according to Houston police. |
Dr Who Fan Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3343 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 |
They probably will get off the hook for a majority of the fine once they file for bankruptcy like most of the scammers do. They made 1 billion robocalls. Now Texas telemarketers get FCC’s largest fine ever Two Texas telemarketers were given the largest fine ever by the Federal Communications Commission after they made around 1 billion robocalls, the agency announced Wednesday. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
It needs teeth to it, not just the fine. Something like 10 years without parole. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66338 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
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ML1 Send message Joined: 25 Nov 01 Posts: 21212 Credit: 7,508,002 RAC: 20 |
It also needs the telecoms industry/providers to add some security to plug the hole that allows such silliness... ... And to lose an insignificant part of their profits... Stay safe folks! Martin See new freedom: Mageia Linux Take a look for yourself: Linux Format The Future is what We all make IT (GPLv3) |
Dr Who Fan Send message Joined: 8 Jan 01 Posts: 3343 Credit: 715,342 RAC: 4 |
Man crushed to death while apparently trying to steal car’s catalytic converter: Anaheim police The man was apparently in the process of stealing the catalytic converter when the jack failed, crushing the would-be thief to death, Carringer said.. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51478 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Instant karma can be a mutha****er sometimes. And I can't seem to find that ounce of sympathy I had around here somewhere. "Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once." |
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