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Message 2010954 - Posted: 6 Sep 2019, 15:07:14 UTC

Owwww!
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Message 2011148 - Posted: 7 Sep 2019, 21:44:30 UTC

Q: Where does a fish keep its money?
A: In a river bank.
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Message 2011423 - Posted: 9 Sep 2019, 23:38:13 UTC - in response to Message 2011148.  

Q: Where does a fish keep its money?
A: In a river bank.



Sigh..... Puns are forever....

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Message 2011886 - Posted: 13 Sep 2019, 22:54:02 UTC

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the 'no-bell' prize."
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Message 2012029 - Posted: 15 Sep 2019, 13:20:24 UTC

If you or your kids are desperate for free collection of 99 Knock Knock jokes.... there is one available on Amazon e-books.
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Message 2012030 - Posted: 15 Sep 2019, 13:22:26 UTC - in response to Message 2011886.  

"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the 'no-bell' prize."


I must be slow this morning. It took me a while to realize this was a "twofer" joke.
A reference to knock-knock.... with a Pun!
Congratulations!

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Message 2012187 - Posted: 16 Sep 2019, 9:36:29 UTC

Went to the coast the other day.
Cod be a nice plaice to halibut.
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Message 2012196 - Posted: 16 Sep 2019, 10:24:53 UTC

What is a Ninja drinking??

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Message 2012199 - Posted: 16 Sep 2019, 11:57:11 UTC

I said to the baker "How come all your cakes are 50p but that one is £1?
He said "That's Madeira cake"
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Message 2014969 - Posted: 11 Oct 2019, 1:47:37 UTC

Did you hear about the man with egg on his face?




Yup, the "yolk" was on him......
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Message 2014970 - Posted: 11 Oct 2019, 1:51:07 UTC

Old favorites. When I google limericks I got this one
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I'm damned if I see how the helican!

Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/a-wonderful-bird-is-the-pelican-by-dixon-lanier-merritt

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Message 2019989 - Posted: 21 Nov 2019, 23:15:37 UTC

Do you know why Southerner's in America (aka: USA) are so lucky?














Its the luck of the draw-al.....
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