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Message 1967156 - Posted: 25 Nov 2018, 23:35:38 UTC

I’ve taken the family out for a meal, but it’s ruined due to the loud music coming from the ABBA tribute act playing in the pub across the road....

You can hear the drums from Nando’s
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Message 1967157 - Posted: 25 Nov 2018, 23:36:01 UTC

OK, that's it (for now). I'll post more later.
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Message 1967185 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 2:19:35 UTC

There was a young pilot named Mark
Who flew into space after dark
When a flare from the Sun
That he could not outrun
Put an end to the lark of young Mark.
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Message 1967301 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 21:50:38 UTC

Carry on like this and the Pun Maiden herself will come forth and punish us all...
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Message 1967306 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 22:48:16 UTC - in response to Message 1967301.  

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Message 1967326 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 1:57:59 UTC

NASA sends probes through the stars
Even some robots to mars
But what will they say
When comes the day
We'll find a probe that is not ours!
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Message 1967377 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 13:40:23 UTC

Just got a new job as a waiter.
The pay isn’t great, but it puts food on the table.
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Message 1967383 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 14:37:40 UTC

We cannot know where in the sky
A signal is lurking, or why.
We will search even though
The chances are low.
The payoff is well worth a try.
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Message 1967674 - Posted: 29 Nov 2018, 5:48:33 UTC

My doctor told me that I would be unable to create poetry because of my dyslexia.

Well I proved him wrong, because I've made three pots and a vase!!!
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Message 1967675 - Posted: 29 Nov 2018, 5:49:42 UTC

I watched that documentary about people who feel the need to deny ownership of hot drinks...

I have to say, it wasn't my cup of tea
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Message 1968171 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 16:40:04 UTC

Just started a new business carving religious figures, hope I can make a prophet.
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Message 1968204 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 20:30:13 UTC

A true visionary can make a lot of profit.
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"Over the hill? WHAT Hill? I don't REMEMBER any hill...." (from a bumper sticker I bought at a truck stop).
"If its Tourist Season why can't we shoot them?" (another bumper sticker)
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Message 1968219 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 22:36:00 UTC

I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now...
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Message 1968266 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 7:32:38 UTC - in response to Message 1968219.  

I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now...



I have been trying to hold back but there is nothing left but a GROAN
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Message 1968288 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 13:06:16 UTC

Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM.

Confused, I asked him what he was doing...

He said: “Just checking my balance.”
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Message 1968323 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 17:25:31 UTC

Route 66 is known as the "mother road".

But where is "da Fadder road"?
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Message 1968489 - Posted: 3 Dec 2018, 7:25:50 UTC

Singing...... Going down this road (Route 66?) feeling bad..... Woody Guthrie
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Message 1970667 - Posted: 16 Dec 2018, 14:07:32 UTC

A bit of advice for you all,
never shout through a colander......

as you might strain your voice
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Message 1970684 - Posted: 16 Dec 2018, 16:01:49 UTC - in response to Message 1970667.  

LOL Nice. :~)
The mind is a weird and mysterious place
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Message 1970764 - Posted: 17 Dec 2018, 6:15:43 UTC

When a bee takes down an opponent with a punch.
What do you call it?








A bee's wack.
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