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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I’ve taken the family out for a meal, but it’s ruined due to the loud music coming from the ABBA tribute act playing in the pub across the road.... You can hear the drums from Nando’s |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
OK, that's it (for now). I'll post more later. |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 30457 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
There was a young pilot named Mark Who flew into space after dark When a flare from the Sun That he could not outrun Put an end to the lark of young Mark. |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22447 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
Carry on like this and the Pun Maiden herself will come forth and punish us all... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66205 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Isn't She busy with the Raccoon Platoon? Savoir-Faire is everywhere! The T1 Trust, T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, America's First HST |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 30457 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
NASA sends probes through the stars Even some robots to mars But what will they say When comes the day We'll find a probe that is not ours! |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
Just got a new job as a waiter. The pay isn’t great, but it puts food on the table. |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 30457 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
We cannot know where in the sky A signal is lurking, or why. We will search even though The chances are low. The payoff is well worth a try. |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
My doctor told me that I would be unable to create poetry because of my dyslexia. Well I proved him wrong, because I've made three pots and a vase!!! |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I watched that documentary about people who feel the need to deny ownership of hot drinks... I have to say, it wasn't my cup of tea |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
Just started a new business carving religious figures, hope I can make a prophet. |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
A true visionary can make a lot of profit. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There’s no going back now... |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. I have been trying to hold back but there is nothing left but a GROAN A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: “Just checking my balance.†|
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66205 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Route 66 is known as the "mother road". But where is "da Fadder road"? Savoir-Faire is everywhere! The T1 Trust, T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, America's First HST |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
Singing...... Going down this road (Route 66?) feeling bad..... Woody Guthrie A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
A bit of advice for you all, never shout through a colander...... as you might strain your voice |
Gordon Lowe Send message Joined: 5 Nov 00 Posts: 12094 Credit: 6,317,865 RAC: 0 |
LOL Nice. :~) The mind is a weird and mysterious place |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
When a bee takes down an opponent with a punch. What do you call it? A bee's wack. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
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