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OK, that's it (for now). I'll post more later. |
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There was a young pilot named Mark Who flew into space after dark When a flare from the Sun That he could not outrun Put an end to the lark of young Mark. |
rob smith ![]() ![]() ![]() Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22676 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 ![]() ![]() |
Carry on like this and the Pun Maiden herself will come forth and punish us all... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
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NASA sends probes through the stars Even some robots to mars But what will they say When comes the day We'll find a probe that is not ours! |
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Just got a new job as a waiter. The pay isn’t great, but it puts food on the table. |
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We cannot know where in the sky A signal is lurking, or why. We will search even though The chances are low. The payoff is well worth a try. |
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My doctor told me that I would be unable to create poetry because of my dyslexia. Well I proved him wrong, because I've made three pots and a vase!!! |
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I watched that documentary about people who feel the need to deny ownership of hot drinks... I have to say, it wasn't my cup of tea |
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Just started a new business carving religious figures, hope I can make a prophet. |
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A true visionary can make a lot of profit. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
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I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There’s no going back now... |
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I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. I have been trying to hold back but there is nothing left but a GROAN A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
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Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: “Just checking my balance.†|
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Singing...... Going down this road (Route 66?) feeling bad..... Woody Guthrie A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
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A bit of advice for you all, never shout through a colander...... as you might strain your voice |
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LOL Nice. :~) ![]() |
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When a bee takes down an opponent with a punch. What do you call it? A bee's wack. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
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There was a young man From Cork who got Limericks And Hikus confused. |
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I stood on the top diving board of my local pool with a big fish under my arm. The lifeguard shouts up, "what are you doing up there?" I said, "A triple somersault with a pike'" |
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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cows ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder. |
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