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Message 1967157 - Posted: 25 Nov 2018, 23:36:01 UTC

OK, that's it (for now). I'll post more later.
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Message 1967185 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 2:19:35 UTC

There was a young pilot named Mark
Who flew into space after dark
When a flare from the Sun
That he could not outrun
Put an end to the lark of young Mark.
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Message 1967301 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 21:50:38 UTC

Carry on like this and the Pun Maiden herself will come forth and punish us all...
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Message 1967326 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 1:57:59 UTC

NASA sends probes through the stars
Even some robots to mars
But what will they say
When comes the day
We'll find a probe that is not ours!
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Message 1967377 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 13:40:23 UTC

Just got a new job as a waiter.
The pay isn’t great, but it puts food on the table.
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Message 1967383 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 14:37:40 UTC

We cannot know where in the sky
A signal is lurking, or why.
We will search even though
The chances are low.
The payoff is well worth a try.
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Message 1967674 - Posted: 29 Nov 2018, 5:48:33 UTC

My doctor told me that I would be unable to create poetry because of my dyslexia.

Well I proved him wrong, because I've made three pots and a vase!!!
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Message 1967675 - Posted: 29 Nov 2018, 5:49:42 UTC

I watched that documentary about people who feel the need to deny ownership of hot drinks...

I have to say, it wasn't my cup of tea
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Message 1968171 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 16:40:04 UTC

Just started a new business carving religious figures, hope I can make a prophet.
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Message 1968204 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 20:30:13 UTC

A true visionary can make a lot of profit.
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Message 1968219 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 22:36:00 UTC

I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now...
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Message 1968266 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 7:32:38 UTC - in response to Message 1968219.  

I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now...



I have been trying to hold back but there is nothing left but a GROAN
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Message 1968288 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 13:06:16 UTC

Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM.

Confused, I asked him what he was doing...

He said: “Just checking my balance.”
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Message 1968489 - Posted: 3 Dec 2018, 7:25:50 UTC

Singing...... Going down this road (Route 66?) feeling bad..... Woody Guthrie
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Message 1970667 - Posted: 16 Dec 2018, 14:07:32 UTC

A bit of advice for you all,
never shout through a colander......

as you might strain your voice
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Message 1970684 - Posted: 16 Dec 2018, 16:01:49 UTC - in response to Message 1970667.  

LOL Nice. :~)
The mind is a weird and mysterious place
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Message 1970764 - Posted: 17 Dec 2018, 6:15:43 UTC

When a bee takes down an opponent with a punch.
What do you call it?








A bee's wack.
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Message 1971047 - Posted: 19 Dec 2018, 14:43:34 UTC

There was a young man
From Cork who got Limericks
And Hikus confused.
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Message 1971631 - Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 4:32:14 UTC

I stood on the top diving board of my local pool with a big fish under my arm.
The lifeguard shouts up, "what are you doing up there?"
I said, "A triple somersault with a pike'"
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Message 1971632 - Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 4:32:52 UTC

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cows ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
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