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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1967156 - Posted: 25 Nov 2018, 23:35:38 UTC I’ve taken the family out for a meal, but it’s ruined due to the loud music coming from the ABBA tribute act playing in the pub across the road.... You can hear the drums from Nando’s ID: 1967156 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1967157 - Posted: 25 Nov 2018, 23:36:01 UTC OK, that's it (for now). I'll post more later. ID: 1967157 ·
Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29819 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1967185 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 2:19:35 UTC There was a young pilot named Mark Who flew into space after dark When a flare from the Sun That he could not outrun Put an end to the lark of young Mark. ID: 1967185 ·
rob smith Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22190 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380	Message 1967301 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 21:50:38 UTC Carry on like this and the Pun Maiden herself will come forth and punish us all... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1967301 ·
zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65738 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1967306 - Posted: 26 Nov 2018, 22:48:16 UTC - in response to Message 1967301.   Isn't She busy with the Raccoon Platoon? The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1967306 ·
Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29819 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1967326 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 1:57:59 UTC NASA sends probes through the stars Even some robots to mars But what will they say When comes the day We'll find a probe that is not ours! ID: 1967326 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1967377 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 13:40:23 UTC Just got a new job as a waiter. The pay isn’t great, but it puts food on the table. ID: 1967377 ·
Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29819 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157	Message 1967383 - Posted: 27 Nov 2018, 14:37:40 UTC We cannot know where in the sky A signal is lurking, or why. We will search even though The chances are low. The payoff is well worth a try. ID: 1967383 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1967674 - Posted: 29 Nov 2018, 5:48:33 UTC My doctor told me that I would be unable to create poetry because of my dyslexia. Well I proved him wrong, because I've made three pots and a vase!!! ID: 1967674 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1967675 - Posted: 29 Nov 2018, 5:49:42 UTC I watched that documentary about people who feel the need to deny ownership of hot drinks... I have to say, it wasn't my cup of tea ID: 1967675 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1968171 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 16:40:04 UTC Just started a new business carving religious figures, hope I can make a prophet. ID: 1968171 ·
Tom M Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462	Message 1968204 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 20:30:13 UTC A true visionary can make a lot of profit. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 1968204 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1968219 - Posted: 1 Dec 2018, 22:36:00 UTC I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There’s no going back now... ID: 1968219 ·
Tom M Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462	Message 1968266 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 7:32:38 UTC - in response to Message 1968219.   I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There’s no going back now... I have been trying to hold back but there is nothing left but a GROAN A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 1968266 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1968288 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 13:06:16 UTC Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM. Confused, I asked him what he was doing... He said: “Just checking my balance.” ID: 1968288 ·
zoom3+1=4 Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65738 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49	Message 1968323 - Posted: 2 Dec 2018, 17:25:31 UTC Route 66 is known as the "mother road". But where is "da Fadder road"? The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's ID: 1968323 ·
Tom M Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462	Message 1968489 - Posted: 3 Dec 2018, 7:25:50 UTC Singing...... Going down this road (Route 66?) feeling bad..... Woody Guthrie A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 1968489 ·
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49	Message 1970667 - Posted: 16 Dec 2018, 14:07:32 UTC A bit of advice for you all, never shout through a colander...... as you might strain your voice ID: 1970667 ·
Gordon Lowe Send message Joined: 5 Nov 00 Posts: 12094 Credit: 6,317,865 RAC: 0	Message 1970684 - Posted: 16 Dec 2018, 16:01:49 UTC - in response to Message 1970667.   LOL Nice. :~) The mind is a weird and mysterious place ID: 1970684 ·
Tom M Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462	Message 1970764 - Posted: 17 Dec 2018, 6:15:43 UTC When a bee takes down an opponent with a punch. What do you call it? A bee's wack. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 1970764 ·

 
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