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Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
I happen to love both and I want to hear some more of them ;) |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
Here is a Limerick I remember from the first page of a RAH juvenile I read "several" years ago. I think it went something like this: There once was a Lady named Bright |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
Here is the oldest pun I remember. I didn't invent it, I just remember it from about 1969. What is two thirds of a pun? PU A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 30658 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
The funding for SETI is vexing With a lack of solutions perplexing But on the horizon They're hoping Verizon Can setup unlimited texting. |
Suzie-Q Send message Joined: 9 Mar 07 Posts: 3351 Credit: 4,746,812 RAC: 1 |
The funding for SETI is vexing ~Sue~ |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 66336 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Ruh roh, the Pun Queen might drop in eventually. Savoir-Faire is everywhere! The T1 Trust, T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, America's First HST |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I stripped naked for a calendar today. "Put your clothes back on," said the shopkeeper, "You'll just have to pay the £3.99 like everybody else." |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
When I was little, my mom used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming I loved it..... I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth..... |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
A truck containing 12 tons of 'Vicks' Vapo Rub has shed its load on I-40 westbound. Police have released a statement confirming that there will be no congestion for 12 hours! |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I went to buy some bolts in my local hardware shop. Chap asked; "How long do you want them?" I said "I was hoping to keep them." |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I'm never having one of those foot-long subs again - I nearly choked on the periscope. |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
(Hehehehe - shall I continue?) |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
A prostitute told me i could have sex for 10 dollars as she didn't have a womb !!! I asked how would we do it then ??... she said '' acwoss the woad against the waillings '' |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetable One day I hope to be a bouillonaire... |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5126 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
(Hehehehe - shall I continue?) Oh, yes please. As long as I can ration them so they don't start making my belly hurt from laughing then I want "more" :) Tom A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
My car broke down so I looked under the hood and saw a bat sitting on the engine. The bat said "Hello. You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed too". I could see the problem... ......... bat flattery |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
Plateaus......the highest form of flattery. |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
The International Hairdressing Awards are live on ABC at 8pm tomorrow night. Highlights will be shown after News at Ten. |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
People think I'm weird because I swallowed an Abacus. It's what's inside that counts. |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49 |
I bought a pair of spider silk trousers last week. They look great, but the flies keep getting stuck. |
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