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 Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462  |
I happen to love both and I want to hear some more of them ;) ID: 1966352 ·  |
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Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
Here is a Limerick I remember from the first page of a RAH juvenile I read "several" years ago. I think it went something like this: There once was a Lady named Bright ID: 1966354 · |
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Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
Here is the oldest pun I remember. I didn't invent it, I just remember it from about 1969. What is two thirds of a pun? PU A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 1966355 · |
Carlos  Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29818 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 
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The funding for SETI is vexing With a lack of solutions perplexing But on the horizon They're hoping Verizon Can setup unlimited texting. ID: 1966373 · |
Suzie-Q   Send message Joined: 9 Mar 07 Posts: 3327 Credit: 4,746,812 RAC: 1
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The funding for SETI is vexing  ~Sue~ ID: 1966506 · |
zoom3+1=4  Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65737 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49
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Ruh roh, the Pun Queen might drop in eventually. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's 
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL  Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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I stripped naked for a calendar today. "Put your clothes back on," said the shopkeeper, "You'll just have to pay the £3.99 like everybody else." 
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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When I was little, my mom used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming I loved it..... I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth.....
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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A truck containing 12 tons of 'Vicks' Vapo Rub has shed its load on I-40 westbound. Police have released a statement confirming that there will be no congestion for 12 hours!
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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I went to buy some bolts in my local hardware shop. Chap asked; "How long do you want them?" I said "I was hoping to keep them."
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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I'm never having one of those foot-long subs again - I nearly choked on the periscope.
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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(Hehehehe - shall I continue?)
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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A prostitute told me i could have sex for 10 dollars as she didn't have a womb !!! I asked how would we do it then ??... she said '' acwoss the woad against the waillings ''
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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I've started investing in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetable One day I hope to be a bouillonaire...
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Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
(Hehehehe - shall I continue?) Oh, yes please. As long as I can ration them so they don't start making my belly hurt from laughing then I want "more" :) Tom A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). ID: 1966950 · |
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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My car broke down so I looked under the hood and saw a bat sitting on the engine. The bat said "Hello. You're a handsome fellow and very nicely dressed too". I could see the problem... ......... bat flattery
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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Plateaus......the highest form of flattery.
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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The International Hairdressing Awards are live on ABC at 8pm tomorrow night. Highlights will be shown after News at Ten.
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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People think I'm weird because I swallowed an Abacus. It's what's inside that counts.
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Michael Belanger, W1DGL Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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I bought a pair of spider silk trousers last week. They look great, but the flies keep getting stuck.
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