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Message 1959743 - Posted: 11 Oct 2018, 15:41:14 UTC - in response to Message 1959572.  

Another 24 hours...
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Message 1959777 - Posted: 11 Oct 2018, 18:30:34 UTC

Someone is out of his weight class...
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Message 1959826 - Posted: 12 Oct 2018, 2:14:33 UTC

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Message 1959911 - Posted: 12 Oct 2018, 14:31:09 UTC - in response to Message 1959826.  

You win some and loose some. Must have been my picture.

Thanks everyone for playing!

3rd. KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Someone is out of his weight class...

2nd. Rob, Ah, I see what the problem is.....

1st. betreger, Really little man?

Honorable mention Richard, Being a knocker up used to be a very valued profession around here. + for Wikipedia. :)

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Message 1959920 - Posted: 12 Oct 2018, 15:24:44 UTC - in response to Message 1959911.  

Lynn, thanx for the win I am humbled. I will search for a picture and post later on this AM, I hope.
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Message 1959923 - Posted: 12 Oct 2018, 16:07:03 UTC

OK try this.

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Message 1959925 - Posted: 12 Oct 2018, 16:30:40 UTC
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What you do if your fork lift simply can't lift high enough...
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Message 1959935 - Posted: 12 Oct 2018, 19:34:31 UTC

When one is not enough.

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Hurry. And don't get caught by OSHA or the boss. They'd flip out.

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Message 1959957 - Posted: 12 Oct 2018, 21:28:45 UTC
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Not in competition, but...

They need a machine like that just to lift forks?

(with apologies to Flanders and Swann - recorded 1964)
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Message 1959981 - Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 0:38:26 UTC

Ingenuity and smart can be mutually exclusive.
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Message 1960073 - Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 16:34:46 UTC - in response to Message 1959957.  

Not in competition, but...

They need a machine like that just to lift forks?

(with apologies to Flanders and Swann - recorded 1964)


Sorry, Richard, but that video was taken down, probably for copyright violation...
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1960077 - Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 16:57:19 UTC - in response to Message 1960073.  

Sorry, Richard, but that video was taken down, probably for copyright violation...
More likely regional restrictions - it still plays here in the UK. Search YouTube or similar for 'Flanders and Swann by air' - "By air" is the name of the (spoken word) track. There are live theater performances as well as studio recordings.
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Message 1960081 - Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 17:33:19 UTC - in response to Message 1960077.  

Sorry, Richard, but that video was taken down, probably for copyright violation...
More likely regional restrictions - it still plays here in the UK. Search YouTube or similar for 'Flanders and Swann by air' - "By air" is the name of the (spoken word) track. There are live theater performances as well as studio recordings.


It works fine here in germany also.


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Message 1960084 - Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 17:48:37 UTC

Does not work on the upper left coast
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Message 1960102 - Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 20:13:11 UTC - in response to Message 1960084.  

Does not work on the upper left coast

try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQ7aMHsRGs
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Message 1960169 - Posted: 13 Oct 2018, 22:26:35 UTC - in response to Message 1960102.  

try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQ7aMHsRGs
That's the one. "They're only made of plastic, aren't they?" - nothing changes.
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Message 1960416 - Posted: 15 Oct 2018, 16:09:27 UTC
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Only 4 entries but it is judgement time
3rd the hand grenade
What you do if your fork lift simply can't lift high enough...

2nd Carlos
Ingenuity and smart can be mutually exclusive.

the winner Admiral
Hurry. And don't get caught by OSHA or the boss. They'd flip out.

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I hope the next one does better than mine did.
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Message 1960422 - Posted: 15 Oct 2018, 16:27:09 UTC - in response to Message 1960416.  

Apologies that my attribution got in the way.
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Message 1960550 - Posted: 16 Oct 2018, 21:35:43 UTC

I was listening to NPR and they were talking about judging wildlife photographs. It sounded like a fun humorous job involving some vivid imagination and perfect moment shots. So I took a look and lmao at this one.



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Message 1960554 - Posted: 16 Oct 2018, 21:55:41 UTC
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They will be surprised with what I left in the hole.
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