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Message 1959341 - Posted: 9 Oct 2018, 0:33:20 UTC

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Message 1959357 - Posted: 9 Oct 2018, 1:46:49 UTC

We need to rethink that campaign.
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Message 1959363 - Posted: 9 Oct 2018, 2:43:18 UTC - in response to Message 1959357.  

KNOCKERS UP!

Congrats Annie.
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Message 1959376 - Posted: 9 Oct 2018, 7:12:54 UTC - in response to Message 1959337.  

edit: the thread has suddenly got very wide all of a sudden. I'm sure it wasn't like that just now. I'm not sure if I've done that somehow, but I will try to fix it if I have. Apologies in the meantime :/
It wasn't you. David has been fiddling again. #2743
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Message 1959392 - Posted: 9 Oct 2018, 11:54:00 UTC
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Let's all get touchy-feely and NO COLD HANDS!

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In through the Out door.

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Message 1959394 - Posted: 9 Oct 2018, 12:05:41 UTC

Best handles ever. :-)
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Message 1959398 - Posted: 9 Oct 2018, 12:52:10 UTC
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Let's play twister.

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I wonder where the "doorbell" is?

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I've heard of rings. But knobs?!

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Message 1959444 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 3:49:38 UTC

In her hey day, they used to twirl

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Where is the "key hole"?
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Message 1959463 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 5:14:48 UTC

counter rotating tassels
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Message 1959464 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 5:19:19 UTC

Hold on, I've got handles on these....
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Message 1959482 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 9:03:08 UTC

Big cups need handles.
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Message 1959491 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 10:19:36 UTC
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Well, people... I hope you're all proud of yourselves... you've all made me snort most inelegantly

yes... *flick eyes at everyone in particular* like a pig at a trough I was

;)))

I'm going to have to keep you waiting a bit longer as I have an appointment. I should be home and declaring a winner no latter than 1pm (utc) hopefully.

Before I go, thanks for the congrats, Lynn :)

Just one more thing... I'm going to assume "David has been fiddling again" isn't a caption entry, Richard, but ... it was very good ;)))

Thank you for letting me know about it though ;)
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Message 1959510 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 12:49:12 UTC
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Use a firm but gentle grip. Turn the handle until it stops and pull. And no pinching, please.

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Message 1959515 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 13:28:13 UTC
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Just when I'd thought my spirits had been and got crushed beyond easy repair, you lot came along and proved me wrong. Each caption has been an absolute gem :) so thank you so much to everyone for playing.

From the mischievous, suggestive, serene, and sublime, all were very funny :)) but I've managed to whittle them down (with enormous difficulty), to the following:

In third place, the Admiral for "Let's play twister" :))) it took me completely by surprise.

Rob has secured second place with his: "Hold on, I've got handles on these...." :))) the first two words painted a sort of... picture in my head... somehow... and it really was quite difficult to shift ;) y-e-e-e-e-s...

And Lynn, I know we didn't attend the same high school, but I'm wondering whether we both encountered the same physical education teacher, because "KNOCKERS UP LADIES!" was one of her rallying cries to the less-than-enthusiastic amongst us, and I'd not thought about that for years :))) so thank you too and congratulations!

I had a lot of fun, and to me, you're all winners :) I will send a pm now...
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Message 1959530 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 15:21:56 UTC - in response to Message 1959515.  

Thanks for the win, Annie.

What were they thinking?

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Message 1959535 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 15:48:27 UTC - in response to Message 1959530.  

Really little man?
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Message 1959536 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 15:55:06 UTC
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I think we've done this one, but here goes...

I'm going straight ahead, try and stop me...

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Akebono vs. The Flea
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1959550 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 17:55:19 UTC - in response to Message 1959515.  

Being a knocker up used to be a very valued profession around here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocker-up
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Message 1959555 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 18:06:41 UTC

Ah, I see what the problem is.....
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Message 1959572 - Posted: 10 Oct 2018, 19:50:08 UTC

A little more to the left. And I thought I was supposed to be lying down for the massage.

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