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Message 1899851 - Posted: 8 Nov 2017, 16:32:29 UTC

I have in mind this idea from several days. The purpose of this thread is create a story adding what goes through your head.
The rules are:
1) Every post must have minimum ten words.
2) Put me messagge ''Go on...'' at the end of your post.
3) You can ''enter'' in the story.
4) No limit to the imagination.

I'll begin.

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On the spaceship an alien observe the Earth.
- What are you do, dude? - the Narrator asks.
- I observe the Earth. - said the alien.
- Why? -
- For sturdy the Humans civilizations. -
- For what purpose? - the Narrator asks.

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Message 1899855 - Posted: 8 Nov 2017, 16:47:21 UTC - in response to Message 1899851.  

On the spaceship an alien observes the Earth.
- What are you doing, dude? - the Narrator asks.
- I observe the Earth. - said the alien.
- Why? -
- For study the Humans civilizations. -
- For what purpose? - the Narrator asks.

Go on...

Well, last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they're shoving bread up a turkey's bum. This planet has issues. - said the alien.
Go on...
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Message 1899862 - Posted: 8 Nov 2017, 17:10:53 UTC - in response to Message 1899855.  
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Well, last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they're shoving bread up a turkey's bum. This planet has issues. - said the alien.
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- Oh my gawd! It looks really disgusting! This Humans are barbarians! Do you have a cure? - said the Narrator.
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Message 1899894 - Posted: 8 Nov 2017, 20:19:30 UTC - in response to Message 1899862.  

- Oh my gawd! It looks really disgusting! This Humans are barbarians! Do you have a cure? - said the Narrator.
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It seems to get worse for every one of their time period they call a 'year'. In my observations for this period a potion called Pumpkin Spice was very popular. I think that is the cause. - said the alien.
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Message 1899988 - Posted: 9 Nov 2017, 7:59:34 UTC - in response to Message 1899894.  
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It seems to get worse for every one of their time period they call a 'year'. In my observations for this period a potion called Pumpkin Spice was very popular. I think that is the cause. - said the alien.
Go on...


It seems clearly a conspiracy. Someone wants take over on the Humans and the Earth during the holidays. Maybe it's the Evil King of the Pumpkin from Outer Space. Or maybe Santa Clawz. Or Maybe the Mole-people.

*browse the pages of the script*

Now you go down and investigate.

Go on...
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Message 1899990 - Posted: 9 Nov 2017, 8:03:53 UTC

It seems clearly a conspiracy. Someone wants take over on the Humans and the Earth during the holidays. Maybe it's the Evil King of the Pumpkin from Outer Space. Or maybe Santa Clawz. Or Maybe the Mole-people.

*browse the pages of the script*

Now you go down and investigate.


There is much to investigate, There is much to be found. And you will only find if you look hard....


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Message 1899992 - Posted: 9 Nov 2017, 8:14:04 UTC - in response to Message 1899990.  

There is much to investigate, There is much to be found. And you will only find if you look hard....


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There is a suspicious person on the corner of the road. What do you do?

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Message 1899993 - Posted: 9 Nov 2017, 8:23:58 UTC - in response to Message 1899988.  

It seems clearly a conspiracy. Someone wants take over on the Humans and the Earth during the holidays. Maybe it's the Evil King of the Pumpkin from Outer Space. Or maybe Santa Clawz. Or Maybe the Mole-people.

*browse the pages of the script*

Now you go down and investigate.

Go on...

I picked up one of their radio transmissions that mentions 'pumpkin'. Here is the recording: Dink! "Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere." Click!

I'm off to investigate sincere pumpkin patches. We'll need more help with some of the other leads.- said the alien.

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Message 1899994 - Posted: 9 Nov 2017, 8:49:35 UTC
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There is much to investigate, There is much to be found. And you will only find if you look hard....

Go on

There is a suspicious person on the corner of the road. What do you do?

Go on


A clue: the person is suit black with pair of sunglasses. You approach him and ask him what he is doing.

Go on

I picked up one of their radio transmissions that mentions 'pumpkin'. Here is the recording: Dink! "Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere." Click!

I'm off to investigate sincere pumpkin patches. We'll need more help with some of the other leads.- said the alien.

Go on...


In your help we send a gingerbread man, a famous detective from the North Pole.

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