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Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
I suppose I am cheating here a little. I have a poster I bought years ago with all these 'orrible puns and other plays on wit and wisdom. Like, "If you must cry over spilt milk, please condense it". ;) Tom A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
Iona Send message Joined: 12 Jul 07 Posts: 790 Credit: 22,438,118 RAC: 0 |
One that immediately springs to mind, was on the wall of a men's toilet at the then, RAF Chivenor. Our aim is to keep these toilets clean. Your aim will also help. Don't take life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive! |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22202 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
Stenciled on the end wall of a "somewhat dilapidated" house: "This way up" The text was upside down, and had arrows pointing into the ground. Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
Admiral Gloval Send message Joined: 31 Mar 13 Posts: 20269 Credit: 5,308,449 RAC: 0 |
Above a urinal. Stand closer. It is shorter than you think. And please hit the target. |
rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22202 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380 |
Along with "Bill Stickers is innocent", again in many places. Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? |
David S Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12 |
High school standards: Over a urinal: Why are you looking here? The joke is in your hands. In a stall: Here I sit all broken hearted. Came to s--- but only farted. David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. |
anniet Send message Joined: 2 Feb 14 Posts: 7105 Credit: 1,577,368 RAC: 75 |
Look left ---> you failed Escalator temporarily |
Graham Middleton Send message Joined: 1 Sep 00 Posts: 1520 Credit: 86,815,638 RAC: 0 |
In a Gents toilet:- If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Please be a sweet, and raise the seat! Happy Crunching, Graham |
Tom M Send message Joined: 28 Nov 02 Posts: 5124 Credit: 276,046,078 RAC: 462 |
Lets lock loXns. A proud member of the OFA (Old Farts Association). |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65746 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
My dad found this phrase on a few walls in WWII Europe: Kilroy was here The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29833 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
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Suzie-Q Send message Joined: 9 Mar 07 Posts: 3327 Credit: 4,746,812 RAC: 1 |
I was attending a 2-year college in Campbell, California. In a women's bathroom, written on a wall was, "Look out the window and pretend you're in a forest." The windows were at the top of the wall, so you looked up and out at an angle. When you looked, all you saw was the tops of a couple of evergreen trees and the sky. It really was quite easy to imagine being out in a forest. (Well, in a modern bathroom in a forest!) ~Sue~ |
Carlos Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 29833 Credit: 57,275,487 RAC: 157 |
On a wall in Palm Springs: |
janneseti Send message Joined: 14 Oct 09 Posts: 14106 Credit: 655,366 RAC: 0 |
I hope that the arrow on top of "Peace, Love, Unity, Respect" doesn't mean that they should be flushed. |
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