Let me get this one down before I forget it, I just woke up from it.

So, there I was diving Nascar...........and during the race, somebody said, let's do a lap for kittyman.
And so they all came roaring down my street, did a burnout doughnut in my driveway, and took off for the rest of the race.............................

Oh, my Freud.

Meow.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Funny you made this thread because I had a doozy of a dream last night.

I was in my car getting ready to drive across a new bridge, when I discovered I was in the oncoming traffic lane. I managed to back off into what I thought was a place to turn around, but my car got stuck on a conveyor belt that pulled me down into a chute with the river perilously below me. I got my door open, and found a way out of the chute, but then to my horror heard what sounded like a garbage truck. There was a machine at the bottom of the chute compacting my car! That'll teach you for not paying the bridge toll!

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The mind is a weird and mysterious place

I need it right now........................had to search to find the thread first and I am frightened......

I just woke up.....from a terrible dream.

I dreampt I was Archie. But I could have been, but I was, and, why I am I crying at you in Edith's voice, but it was all like this this...............
I ran down the hill by the bar I always went to, except the hill by the bar was being excavated, and I drove into the excavation, and they wouldn't give me my car back, said it was progress or something like that and then I got into one of the buldozers and said, well, I'll give ya progress.................and then it ended.
And I woke up. And I was still very angry. And the dream was over.
And I lost a few things because I had to find this thread first.
And now I don't know what the dream was about, ya see.
And now I am talking from Archie's voice.
It all suddenly changed, ya see.
God help me.

And I ran over here, tripped over a cat, busted my knee of the way, cursed you all in the name of Jesus Christ and found the thread and cursed you all again.

What the F.?

Please leave the thread more open, willya?

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."