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Message 1834531 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 2:58:04 UTC

WOW all this for Christmas? Santa send me 2 more besides.
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Message 1834535 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 3:25:13 UTC - in response to Message 1834531.  

WOW all this for Christmas? Santa send me 2 more besides.

...to give to my friends.

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Message 1834539 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 4:06:04 UTC - in response to Message 1834535.  

Santa has to be a man. No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

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Dear Santa, I can explain...
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Message 1834540 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 4:15:54 UTC

This is why Santa is a jolly happy man.

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Message 1834546 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 5:09:59 UTC

At this time of year, my cups runneth over............

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Message 1834596 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 11:57:49 UTC

Shame she only comes once a year :-(
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Message 1834604 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 12:18:04 UTC

Is that a pressie in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me??
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Message 1834606 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 12:47:01 UTC

The young Mrs. Claus soon realized she would need better clothes for North Pole weather.
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Message 1834613 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 13:16:00 UTC

"No dear, your butt DOES not look big in that dress"

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the only time a man tells the truth
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Message 1834619 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 14:06:10 UTC
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Santa must pick them up from Fredrick's of Hollywood . Mrs. clause wouldn't let them in the house. True guy toys you know, LOL
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Message 1834626 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 14:37:29 UTC

Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet…

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I hope I am on her "nice" list.

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Message 1834630 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 14:55:00 UTC

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Message 1834634 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 15:41:07 UTC

"..........Hello! Dancer,.................. will Donner and Blitzen be coming along?"

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Message 1834639 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 16:04:35 UTC

I'm confused — is she naughty or nice? (Or a little bit of both?)
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1834643 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 16:15:03 UTC

It wasn't her first Noel, at Santa's gentleman's club.
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Message 1834660 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 18:13:12 UTC

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My role is to keep Santa warm until take-off....then what?
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Message 1834673 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 19:54:06 UTC - in response to Message 1834660.  

Fifty shades of red...makes me all kinds of naughty.
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Message 1834675 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 20:18:33 UTC

Ahem.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMyF9fDKzE

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Message 1834679 - Posted: 7 Dec 2016, 20:24:29 UTC

Oh my, I did caution that the purpose was to raise Christmas cheer, no other purpose intended. I am glad to see so many really good captions for this one and so many old salts about. Mrs. Santa did seem to get people’s attention. 24 hours and 20 captions that would make an elf blush.
Well no one got what I would have posted.
“Why Santa only leaves the North Pole one night per year.”

As for the winners:
Third Place goes to
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! for:
I'm confused — is she naughty or nice? (Or a little bit of both?)
[Guess you missed that High school class. You know, Birds, Bees and Bunnies? Wait that last one explains the confusion.]

Runner up is Sirius B with his:
Shame she only comes once a year :-(
That would be a shame.

The Winner is the Admiral
This is why Santa is a jolly happy man.
He came closes to my thought.

PM Sent.
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Message 1834746 - Posted: 8 Dec 2016, 4:06:20 UTC
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Something I didn't know till now, my great grand daughter is 5 years old and she was saying that Santa had another Reindeer named "How"
her mother said that their isn't but she insisted their was. She then sang the song and got to the part "and How the Reindeer loved him" my Grand daughter broke out laughing so hard, she said she just about pee'd her pants. LOL
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