Ashley Madison

?? I though those were cupcakes.

Cupcakes are Dolly Madison.
Looked and found a apple app. Dating on the "Shhhh…"

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Ashley Madison

?? I though those were cupcakes.

Cupcakes are Dolly Madison.
Looked and found a apple app. Dating on the "Shhhh…"

Oh, ok. I just remember Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang advertising them. Zingers!

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The mind is a weird and mysterious place

Woman Asks Firefighters To Break Her Out Of Chastity Belt

The woman entered the fire station and told the firefighters she had lost the key to a lock.

At first, staff thought she had locked herself out of her home, but she lifted her jumper to reveal a chastity belt around her waist.

Local newspaper Il Mattino di Padova reported that the woman told firefighters: “I’ve lost the keys to a lock and I can no longer open it.”

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When you write your "Last Will and Testament" don't forget to include the passwords for your computers and gadgets.

Her dying husband left her the house and the car, but he forgot the Apple password

Another piece of junk headed for the dustbin :-))

Hey - I like my Mac.

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The mind is a weird and mysterious place

When I die, the only issue is care of my kitties.
Lori shall attend to that, or I for her if the opposite occurs.
As to my crunchers, nobody else in the world needs to know my passwords or anything else, as nothing on them is anybody else's business...now or then.
Lori does not do Seti, so when I die, so does my legacy here.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

When you think you have seen everything... you find THIS on the www

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poor guy.... Police: Rock Hill woman assaulted husband with nunchucks (because he wouldn’t have sex with her)

(SHE) became irate and began throwing ceramic figurines at her husband

She then began hitting him with nunchucks

The victim declined EMS transport

The victim said he was watching TV in the living room when (SHE), “came in and asked him to go to bed with her,” the report states. (SHE) had reportedly been taking Xanax that night, became irate when the victim said no, and began throwing ceramic figurines at him.

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poor guy.... Police: Rock Hill woman assaulted husband with nunchucks (because he wouldn’t have sex with her)

(SHE) became irate and began throwing ceramic figurines at her husband

She then began hitting him with nunchucks

The victim declined EMS transport

The victim said he was watching TV in the living room when (SHE), “came in and asked him to go to bed with her,” the report states. (SHE) had reportedly been taking Xanax that night, became irate when the victim said no, and began throwing ceramic figurines at him.

Gives a whole new meaning to the question...Goldi with numchucks???

After 25 years, I'll numchuck you right here and now.
Then I suppose I love you too......................

Meow.

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"Time is simply the mechanism that keeps everything from happening all at once."

Now THAT'S a poker face! Dead gambler embalmed and propped up at the table for final game of cards with family and friends

The dead body of a Puerto Rican man has been embalmed and placed seated on a poker table alongside friends and family.

Henry Rosario Martinez died aged 31 on January 19 in his home town of Barceloneta in the northern side of Puerto Rico.

The cause of death was alcohol consumption mixed with the taking of prescription drugs.

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Potato Photo Sells for More Than $1M: Reports

A European man bought a photo of a potato—an organic Irish spud—for more than $1 million.

The potato photo, simply called “Potato #345,” sold for 1 million euros last year. It was shot by renowned celebrity photographer Kevin Abosch, who has taken photos of Malala Yousafza, Yoko Ono, and others.

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Now THAT'S a poker face! Dead gambler embalmed and propped up at the table for final game of cards with family and friends

The dead body of a Puerto Rican man has been embalmed and placed seated on a poker table alongside friends and family.

Henry Rosario Martinez died aged 31 on January 19 in his home town of Barceloneta in the northern side of Puerto Rico.

The cause of death was alcohol consumption mixed with the taking of prescription drugs.

Sounds as if he's started the embalming process before he eventually shuffled out of play

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Bob Smith
Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society)
Somewhere in the (un)known Universe?

Potato Photo Sells for More Than $1M: Reports

A European man bought a photo of a potato—an organic Irish spud—for more than $1 million.
The potato photo, simply called “Potato #345,” sold for 1 million euros last year. It was shot by renowned celebrity photographer Kevin Abosch, who has taken photos of Malala Yousafza, Yoko Ono, and others.

LOL

Photographer Kevin Abosch about his customer.
“We had two glasses of wine and he said, ‘I really like that’. Two more glasses of wine and he said: ‘I really want that.’
I wonder how much this pic costs.

It's quite noticeable that some Moderators haven't got a green star, does that not seem incongruous?

That comment is beneath you.

People do what they can.

Please remember you can choose to "hide" your star as I do.

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First-Ever Meteorite Death Reported In India

February 9, 2016 | by Jonathan O'Callaghan

An Indian man may be the first person in recorded history to have been killed by a meteorite. Identified only as Kamaraj, the man – a bus driver – was killed on Saturday at the Bharathidasan Engineering College near the town of Natrampalli in the Vellore district in southern India.

The cause of death was an explosion, which also injured three others and smashed nearby windows. Initially it was thought to be a blast from a bomb, but forensic and bomb experts found no explosive substances at the scene.

“We can rule out the possibility of any terror angle or sabotage,” a police official told The Hindu. “Not a single ingredient pertaining to any kind of explosive was found at the site. We suspect it to be a meteorite fall.”

A stone found at the impact site, which left a small crater 1.2 meters (4 feet) deep in the ground, is currently being analyzed by scientists. The blast occurred early on Saturday, with Kamaraj being declared dead when taken to a hospital. It’s not clear if he was killed by the initial impact, or the resultant blast.

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First-Ever Meteorite Death Reported In India

February 9, 2016 | by Jonathan O'Callaghan

An Indian man may be the first person in recorded history to have been killed by a meteorite.

I heard on the news that there was one previous death from a meteorite, in 1825, and also in India.

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David
Sitting on my butt while others boldly go,
Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri.

Hope he was not struck down by Alla for blaspheming.

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Hope he was not struck down by Alla for blaspheming.

That was in India. I would put my money on Kali.

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Two of the most hated forms of governing are 1) dictatorships and 2) committees. Which one is worse?