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Message 1723024 - Posted: 7 Sep 2015, 4:20:27 UTC
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More good news!

Al three leaders have agreed to stay away
from Toronto Blue Jay games for the rest of
the year. It looks like when ever they show
up, the team loses.....

Let's go Blue Jays!


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The four leaders are:
Conservative leader = Steven Harper.
AKA
Dear Leader.
NDP New Democratic Party = Thomas Mulcair.
AKA
Tommy Two Tongues.
Liberal Party = Justin Trudeau.
AKA
Trudeau the Younger.
Green Party = Elizabeth May
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The Carpet Bagger.
(She comes from the USA...)

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Message 1723029 - Posted: 7 Sep 2015, 4:38:28 UTC

My Post Mistress told me the other day that
she felt like voting in this election was like
voting for what STD she wanted!


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She is one of the fun people in this town....

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Message 1723183 - Posted: 7 Sep 2015, 16:17:25 UTC

Well if you vote Conservative, you're a mug.

Jerry Bance, Conservative caught peeing in mug, no longer candidate, party says
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Message 1723196 - Posted: 7 Sep 2015, 16:39:01 UTC - in response to Message 1723183.  

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/jerry-bance-marketplace-1.3217797

Well at least he didn't use the sink straight off.
If Dear Leader doesn't see the video, does that
mean nothing happened?


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Now they have politicised the human tragedy going on in Europe....
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Message 1723247 - Posted: 7 Sep 2015, 18:24:03 UTC - in response to Message 1723196.  

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/jerry-bance-marketplace-1.3217797

Well at least he didn't use the sink straight off.
If Dear Leader doesn't see the video, does that
mean nothing happened?


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Now they have politicised the human tragedy going on in Europe....

At least we now know what they mean by 'trickle down'.
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Message 1723271 - Posted: 7 Sep 2015, 19:00:19 UTC - in response to Message 1723247.  

'trickle down'.


Oh you are good,.....


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Boggles the mind eh?
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Message 1723432 - Posted: 8 Sep 2015, 3:34:29 UTC

After watching Dear Leader on the CBC,
I am amazed that more of an effort is
not made to teach him to be a better liar.
Even a mental midget like me can tell if
I am being lied to.


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Oh, I can't believe it...
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Message 1723893 - Posted: 9 Sep 2015, 16:03:38 UTC

Oh no.... now our leaders are asking us to trust them.
That's the problem, we do trust them. We trust them
to lie, cheat, and steal their way to power....




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Message 1724297 - Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 16:47:21 UTC
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https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/COTfXa7UsAArKIM.mp4

Coffee any one?


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Wither Pamela Wallin ...........
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Message 1724302 - Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 16:57:23 UTC - in response to Message 1724297.  

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/COTfXa7UsAArKIM.mp4

Coffee any one?


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Wither Pamela Wallin ...........

Oh dear. Pamela Wallin. Swedish descent.
Does she play hockey?
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Message 1724315 - Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 17:36:07 UTC - in response to Message 1724297.  

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Wither Pamela Wallin ...........

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Message 1724361 - Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 20:00:22 UTC - in response to Message 1724302.  

Oh dear. Pamela Wallin. Swedish
descent. Does she play hockey?


Not every one plays hockey in Canada,
you just won't get a Canadian to admit that?


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Message 1724370 - Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 20:34:38 UTC

KPMG
How many senators and other politicians
have funds in this firm?


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Message 1724384 - Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 21:48:44 UTC

http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/harper-heckling-hiding-a-morning-with-the-conservatives-1.2555170

Harper, heckling & hiding: a morning with the Conservatives...

Good news again, rumour has it that the PMO has hired
American politician Sharron Angle to work on media
relations for Dear Leader!


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http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/republicanquotes/a/Sharron-Angle-Quotes.htm
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Message 1724654 - Posted: 11 Sep 2015, 15:15:37 UTC
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Lynton Crosby Dear Leaders new mad genius.
It is only pure poetry that he made his
professional bones at a firm called Golden Fleece Petroleum.
Now he can start right in fleecing Canadians!



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I heard that Sharron Angle recommended him....
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He falsely claimed that seafaring asylum seekers
had thrown children overboard in a presumed ploy to secure
rescue and passage to Australia, and the Auzzi PM, in the final
days of the campaign, launched a slogan that later grew
notorious: "We will decide who comes to this country and
the circumstances in which they come".
I expect to hear
something like this applied to Syrian refugees by
Dear Leader.

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Message 1725140 - Posted: 12 Sep 2015, 18:19:03 UTC

I was wrong. Dear Leader has directed
his government to pledge $100.000,000
for emigration relief.


Now Dear Leader has something new to lie about....
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Message 1725396 - Posted: 13 Sep 2015, 14:49:49 UTC

Went to our local MPs election campaign launch event today to get my orange sign for the front lawn.

Mulcair is speaking in Vancouver today and if I can get my sh*t together I might go and hear what he has to say.

I missed Trudeau doing the grouse grind but didn't he look fabulous?
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Message 1725419 - Posted: 13 Sep 2015, 15:13:47 UTC - in response to Message 1725396.  
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Nice hair...


edit"
Thank you for reaffirming my faith in the
political instincts of the people from BC....

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Message 1725467 - Posted: 13 Sep 2015, 17:40:42 UTC - in response to Message 1725396.  

doing the grouse grind

Have you tried it yet? I was hoping to
try it someday now that I'm an old Fa_t....


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Fa_t = Fuddy Duddy!
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Message 1725478 - Posted: 13 Sep 2015, 18:08:02 UTC - in response to Message 1725467.  

doing the grouse grind

Have you tried it yet? I was hoping to
try it someday now that I'm an old Fa_t....


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Fa_t = Fuddy Duddy!

I have not, I think it might kill me.

It doesn't look like I am going to make to the Mulcair rally as Mr.99 is making blueberry pancakes, but I will probably sign up to help out with our local MP's campaign.
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