35 Slogans For College Majors If They Were Actually Honest. #6 Is So True.
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Chemistry: Where alcohol IS a solution.

Biochemistry: Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.

Archaeology: If you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.

Information Technology: Let me google that for you.

Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Political Science: Your opinion is wrong.

Aerospace Engineering: “It actually is rocket science.”

Engineering: The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.

Structural Engineering: Because architects don’t know what physics is.

Philosophy: Think about it…

Communications: “We’ll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful.”

Speech Pathology: We have ways of making you talk.

Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.

Criminal Justice: We’re here because of Law & Order reruns.

Photography: It’s worth a shot.

Statistics: Where everything’s made up and the numbers don’t matter.

Anthropology: It’ll get you laid, but won’t get you paid!

Zoology: Because you can’t major in kittens.

Psychology: good luck doing anything until you get your master’s!

Premed: “I’ll probably switch majors in 2 years.”

History: History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.

English: So you want to be a teacher.

Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.

Astrophysics: “Eh, I’m within an order of magnitude.”

Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies.

Latin: Because useful is overrated.

Physics: “Everything you learned last week is wrong.”

Nursing: Learning to save other’s lives while struggling not to take your own.

Marine Bio: “I wanted to play with dolphins…but I’m looking at algae instead.”

Accounting: Selling your soul for money.

Finance: “Accounting was too hard.”

Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.

Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!

Music Performance: If you don’t hate yourself, you’re doing it wrong.

Graphic Design: No, we aren’t artists. We are designers. There’s a difference.

LOL....
Who says you can't major in kittens?

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"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster

Here's one that could go either way..

It's a Bug, not a Feature..

or

It's a Feature, not a Bug..

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

My favorite Bad Joke, The Joker, baddest of the bad, bar none...

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

It's a Feature, not a Bug..

That's what many computer programers call it when their program doesnt behave as it should...

It's a Feature, not a Bug..

That's what many computer programers call it when their program doesnt behave as it should...

In Nightly/Waterfox x64(a browser), it's a bug, that may as well be a feature, since no one can fix the memory leak over at Mozilla, which eats memory until the browser becomes so sluggish that either you shut the browser down, or the browser crashes on its own. Mozilla likes to blame extensions like Adblock Plus and I'd guess NoScript, I've had both either disabled or just uninstalled, the leak just got bigger quicker...

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

Grave Humour!

A tourist in Vienna is going through a cemetery and all of a sudden he hears music.

No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: "Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770- 1827."

Then he realizes that the music is Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and it is being played backwards!

Puzzled, he leaves the cemetery and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed.
This time it is the Seventh Symphony and, like the previous piece, it is being played backwards.

Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar.
When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backwards.

The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th.

By the next day the word has spread, and a crowd has gathered around the grave.

They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backwards.

Just then the cemeteries caretaker ambles up to the group.

Someone in the group asks him if he has an explanation for the music.

"I would have thought it was obvious," the caretaker says: "He's decomposing."

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Happy Crunching,

Graham

They finally got a closeup view of Pluto, of course it's too horrible to show, please don't look.belated April fools.

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping"

This is for all the Star Wars fans....

Did you know Darth Vader had a sister???
Yes he did!!! Her name was Ella....
Ella Vader
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Borrowed from Svengoolie/Kerwyn's Joke of The Week.

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

Q. What do get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant ?

A. Dirty great big holes all over Australia !!

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A person who makes no mistakes, creates nothing.

I still remember the first girl I ever kissed.
The girl's mother caught us kissing, but she
just mooed and kept on eating grass!

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

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The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's

The Energizer Bunny was arrested: Charged with battery.