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Message 1402768 - Posted: 13 Aug 2013, 21:25:59 UTC - in response to Message 1402759.  

As a skilled designated person,
I work for three cans of Spam
per hour.

Spam spam spam spam,
Wonderful Spaaaaam!

Deal, welcome Captain Celt :)

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Message 1402954 - Posted: 14 Aug 2013, 7:49:36 UTC

As long as they don't serve Spam on the flight...
I could go for that tuna fish though!

Beer o'clock in 8 hours...
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Message 1402957 - Posted: 14 Aug 2013, 7:55:00 UTC - in response to Message 1402954.  

As long as they don't serve Spam on the flight...
I could go for that tuna fish though!

Beer o'clock in 8 hours...

You can have tuna, I'll split the grilled SPAM sandwiches with Ian. And if I'm in the Flight Engineer's seat, I'll take a frosty Root Beer with my sandwiches, please...
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Message 1403141 - Posted: 14 Aug 2013, 18:23:13 UTC - in response to Message 1402957.  

As long as they don't serve Spam on the flight...
I could go for that tuna fish though!

Beer o'clock in 8 hours...

You can have tuna, I'll split the grilled SPAM sandwiches with Ian. And if I'm in the Flight Engineer's seat, I'll take a frosty Root Beer with my sandwiches, please...

Welcome Flight Engineer Donald. So it's just the co-pilots job to fill and then we can get going. And if there are any other Brits who would like to come along, boarding begins at beer o'clock.

*checks watch*

It's beer o'clock.

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Message 1403173 - Posted: 14 Aug 2013, 20:07:43 UTC - in response to Message 1403163.  

I'll be Chief Steward, coz I get to chat up the female passengers. But be careful if the Co-pilot is Irish. Last time we had one of those, he was asked by the control tower to state his height and position, and he replied "5 ft 10" and I'm sitting up at the front".


Welcome Chief Steward Chris, is one chat up line per passenger OK?

Also, lol.

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Message 1403177 - Posted: 14 Aug 2013, 20:13:24 UTC

G’ Day Eh!
How Ya doin’ Ya Hosers?
This is Yer Captain speaking eh.
To start with, all crew are reminded that there is to be no
smoking within eight hours of flight time, and no drinking
inside ten feet of the aircraft.
Passengers are reminded that the crew are professionals and
should be abused in a gentle manner. Please try also to remember that
crew are mostly here for the fun, and a chance to sample the passengers
as chance allows.
Thank you for flying Air Beer O’clock!

How's that?
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Message 1403192 - Posted: 14 Aug 2013, 20:31:00 UTC - in response to Message 1403177.  

G’ Day Eh!
How Ya doin’ Ya Hosers?
This is Yer Captain speaking eh.
To start with, all crew are reminded that there is to be no
smoking within eight hours of flight time, and no drinking
inside ten feet of the aircraft.
Passengers are reminded that the crew are professionals and
should be abused in a gentle manner. Please try also to remember that
crew are mostly here for the fun, and a chance to sample the passengers
as chance allows.
Thank you for flying Air Beer O’clock!

How's that?

Sounds good Captain.

Cheers :)

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Message 1403255 - Posted: 14 Aug 2013, 23:39:29 UTC - in response to Message 1403226.  

While you people are terrorising the air, I'll keep at bottling more beer and have a good Beer O'clock when I've finished.

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Message 1403288 - Posted: 15 Aug 2013, 2:52:45 UTC
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Time for a fly past!
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Message 1403383 - Posted: 15 Aug 2013, 9:50:07 UTC - in response to Message 1403226.  

Bing Bong!

This is your Chief Steward speaking, on behalf of the cabin staff, welcome aboard Flight 2247 with Air Beer O'clock from JFK to UCB via SFO. Our flight time will depend upon how long it takes to empty the drinks cabinet, and whether we need to ditch uneaten Spam sandwiches to reduce weight before landing.

If a stewardess approaches you with two long pieces of string, and asks you to hold them whilst the pilot takes a comfort break, please keep them taut and level, and avoid any sudden movements. We apologise for the lack of duty free chocolate digestives, this is due to an unforeseen supply problem. Please enjoy the remainder of your flight which in the latter stages, will pass by the Korpela Wildlife Sanctuary on the Port side.

Bing Bong!


Better watch thowing out bottles out over SFO, you might hit my house. Now that would make me cranky. Drop a full case of beer is another thing but make sure it has someing to slow it down, :)) Make sure it's beer O'clock though which starts at 12:01 am and ends at 12 PM. :))
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Message 1403504 - Posted: 15 Aug 2013, 17:07:38 UTC

Nice aircraft, and now time for beer o'clock at thirty thousand feet.

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Message 1403559 - Posted: 15 Aug 2013, 18:51:06 UTC

The beer o'clock five mile high club, pwoar :)



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Message 1403574 - Posted: 15 Aug 2013, 19:30:12 UTC

Yep, 3000 feet high will require a different secret handshake than on sea level...But fellow participants recognize each other without it...Anyway, beer o'clock:))
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Message 1403618 - Posted: 15 Aug 2013, 20:22:24 UTC

When I was learning to fly we did not have
any special hand shake for the 3000 foot
high club, just a wry smile; or so I was told.
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Message 1403634 - Posted: 15 Aug 2013, 20:43:46 UTC - in response to Message 1403631.  

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Message 1403728 - Posted: 16 Aug 2013, 2:30:58 UTC

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Message 1403769 - Posted: 16 Aug 2013, 5:48:14 UTC

Lol:))

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Message 1403790 - Posted: 16 Aug 2013, 7:00:55 UTC - in response to Message 1403631.  
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Er excuse me guys. The infamous "mile high" club is 5000 feet. 3000 feet is neither here nor there. 30,000 feet is 5 miles. The average cruising height of a 747 is 35,000 feet.

Thanks. Now the iPod in the back of my head is playing The Byrds' Eight Miles High. Think I'll have a nightcap....
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Message 1403863 - Posted: 16 Aug 2013, 11:42:48 UTC

'Hey Mr. Tambourine man play a song for me...'
bah Now I have a song stuck.
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