OK, I'll arrange for further tax cuts for those earning 1 million or more, I'll also arrange for you to get away with not paying any corporation tax for as long as possible. I'll hike up other taxes so that our coffers won't run low, "waily fail" readers can pay for that.

...but it'll cost you - 10% into my private Swiss account

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Another excellent reason why the Civil Service should be investigated & those not fit for service dismissed immediately. Also reforms are needed NOW!

Cyber enemy within or without?

"Although BT first told government officials in 2003 of Huawei's interest in the network contract, it wasn't till 2006 that civil servants informed ministers - and that was a year after the contract had been signed."

Cuts risking Councils financial stability

Easy, cut out all the un-necessary jobs & cap wages! Council leaders on £400,000 is not justifiable.

...and not a "Waily Fail" in sight!

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"Proud to be British" says Del-boy

Aid to foreign countries where corruption is rife......

Military aid to a country that has sanctions against it.......

Screwing over his own citizens.......

Kissing the butts of the rich.......

Oh yes, he can be proud.....

Entering the history books for being: -

The Biggest T**t this country has ever had as a Prime Minister!

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If what you say is correct, please explain to the unenlightened as to why you & 29 others wanted to seize control of these forums?

Hence this: -

People like us, he would dearly love to hide away from public view as it upsets the "applecart" - As seen already from the past, leopards never can change their spots.....

Typical bumbling politicians reply!

Still cherry picking with no sensible replies to valid points raised!

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If what you say is correct, please explain to the unenlightened as to why you & 29 others wanted to seize control of these forums?

Hence this: -

People like us, he would dearly love to hide away from public view as it upsets the "applecart" - As seen already from the past, leopards never can change their spots.....

Typical bumbling politicians reply!

Still cherry picking with no sensible replies to valid points raised!

umm who are the 29 your talking about ?

As for Huawei you should be worried about that company . Why the gov over there not interested in good old British know how to engineer what you need , or ask us we got good telecommunications stuff here . After all it was us that invented Wi-Fi and ADSL . And yes we did work out ADSL our telephone network was built in the 30-40's and they used too small a thickness of wire so our guys had to come up with a way to make a shit network carry more info without rebuilding the whole thing .

Necessary is the mother of good inventions

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The wonderful life of parliament.......

Tim Yeo "rejects" coaching claim

Unease grows over Syria

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Oh This England.....

Such a tranquil green & pleasant land......

With its nobleness of those who wish to serve.......

....& find that the best seek high office for such a pleasant land......

only to find that those offices are filled with Humpty Dumptys....

Humpty Dumpty Arrested

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So another skeleton jumps out from the closet, you can't keep them skeletons
locked away indefinitely.

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

So another skeleton jumps out from the closet, you can't keep them skeletons
locked away indefinitely.

Well those Democrats sure are liberal in their actions..... :)

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British Citizenship Test "like a bad pub quiz"

British Citizenship Test



Oh dear, looks like Sir Humphrey now has an excuse to have me kicked out :(

Edit: -

Oh crap! I'm British after all......

British Subjects

...so does this mean I've gotta stop calling them muppets, kiss their butts & call them Sir?

Over my dead body :)

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I failed the test...does that mean I can stop having to pay any tax's??

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The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

Viewing your results, I'm not going to take the test, because the census people say I and all kids with military or diplomatic parents born outside of the UK are immigrants. They might deport me.

I got 21 and passed, but I should have got 24. I found some of the questions quite difficult, and 2 or 3 were were honestly good guesses. I would say the test is basically crap.

Sorry Nick, nice try :-)

Was that before or after reading the study guide?

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Nice, I see then there's at least one Lib-Dem that admits embarrassment......

.....makes a change.

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They are all just as bad as each other, say anything to remain in their positions - well why wouldn't they, the trough is large enough!

Yeah, right. We believe you

I do enjoy the in-fighting... :)

Del-boy lacks vision - We know, he should've gone to specsavers

Clean up the tax issues? How about cleaning yourselves up first?

Lobbying Sting Peer linked to £32million fraudster

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You really do have a jaundiced view of politics and politicians, which is only fuelled by reading the Mail's slant on it all. It really is a god awful newspaper, but their website is actually very good. I try to quote from the BBC and other sources where possible to get a balanced view.

Yep, nice jaundiced view

"Post script: One quick but important thought. Because Labour will not be present in the Commons on 5 July, they will not have to vote on the principle of the bill. They won't be there to vote against the idea of a referendum in 2017. This means that the party will give itself the wriggle room potentially to change its position in the future, should it so decide."

p.s. Nephew Sirius must be sleeping in late this w/e, right up his cobbled street is this one, never mind I'll do it for him.

Nope! Up at the crack of dawn to do a private job, nice move to Ashford, straight there, unload, straight back. After deducting costs, lovely 700 smackerroos profit.

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Doubt it, as I can legally claim for lots of "little" things to reduce tax liability :)

You can't see how? Really, I stated that they're all as bad as each other you replied I'm jaundiced....

Yet your further reply is.....

Typical Labour schoolboy playground antics. We don't want to play so we're taking our ball and going home.

Oops, no waily fail report here

Amazing, the Lib-Dems are getting more bad headlines than the UKIP issue with BNP members :)

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Oh boy, talk about your political charms and actions.......

Fr some time you've been castigating several crunchers for swearing or using such obvious "words" in a particular context that people can't help but think of the "correct" one that should have been used.

As already stated, it's do as I say not as I do where you're concerned!

So, it's front page crap is it? So online porn does not exist?

Before you carry on castigating a certain newspaper, you'd better attend your branch & kick up a stink about all your party members making torrid headlines for such newspapers, or is the BBC wrong as well?

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So online porn does not exist?

Of course not. Its illegal. Just like guns and heroin. Therefore it doesn't exist. ;)

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"Relatively honest"

Relatively? what planet is this muppet on?

The police & our legal system should be totally honest as the country's safeguard just as the Armed Forces are our safeguard in times of war.

It's time these organisation's heads were appointed within the organisations on merit and honesty, not on whose political butts they kiss!

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