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Message 1421557 - Posted: 28 Sep 2013, 19:52:03 UTC - in response to Message 1421540.  

Angela, dear Angela, [snip] is in command now of the second wave of Raccoons. They shall be taking control of your planet soon.

Surrender all your kibbles to them, and the shall not harm you.

Now that I have a hard time believing. The last part, I mean.

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Message 1421766 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 1:16:44 UTC

If I had known there was so much interest, I would have thrown an unworn Autographed T-Shirt in the mix of Mark's auction.
Pluto will always be a planet to me.

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Message 1421785 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 2:12:22 UTC - in response to Message 1421540.  




We sent beacons to you light years ago.



Jeez, I thought every pangalactic interdimensional being was aware that a light year is a measurement of distance, not time.

I guess there really is no intelligent life out there.

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Message 1421790 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 2:25:40 UTC - in response to Message 1421785.  
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We sent beacons to you light years ago.



Jeez, I thought every pangalactic interdimensional being was aware that a light year is a measurement of distance, not time.

I guess there really is no intelligent life out there.

You suggest there is a difference between time and distance.
That is your limitation, my friend. And why you are stuck here on your little planet.
They happen to be one and the same bit of measurement.

Time IS space, and space IS time.

They are one and the same.

Once you grasp that, you can travel anywhere.
Even to kpax.

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Message 1421792 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 2:33:27 UTC

We are doing fine here........
ALL AP, full speed ahead, captain.

"But Cap'n, we already be doing warp 12.......'n possible."

"Steady as she goes, Scotty......warp speed is just a state of mind."
"Now, that cloud of stars up ahead, that may just f. us up..."

LOL.


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Message 1421803 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 3:02:01 UTC - in response to Message 1421790.  


You suggest there is a difference between time and distance.
That is your limitation, my friend. And why you are stuck here on your little planet.
They happen to be one and the same bit of measurement.

Time IS space, and space IS time.

They are one and the same.

Once you grasp that, you can travel anywhere.
Even to kpax.

Meow.


Well then, I can expect you to pop up right next to me now to prove your point.
I'll sign off and count to 3

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Message 1421804 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 3:02:27 UTC

Yeah, I didn't think you could.

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I fight them because they are fascists.
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Message 1421805 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 3:03:36 UTC

In the interests of fairness, I did give you a chance.
I do not fight fascists because I think I can win.
I fight them because they are fascists.
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Message 1421808 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 3:25:15 UTC - in response to Message 1421804.  

Yeah, I didn't think you could.

Well, as luck would have it, I just was.
You did not feel me brush your hair?
I did just now.
It's much faster than these words I type on this ancient communication link you call the internet.
I have been there and back a dozen times already.
I have asked you a question.
Not why you are here.
But, why are you STILL here?
Therin is the crux of the matter.
If you knew WHY it is that you are locked in to your time and space, you just might be able to escape it.
It's a simple equation.
And I cannot share it with you.
As prot said, to do so would mean disaster to worlds you have not even seen yet.
And your own.
I just cannot.

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Message 1421813 - Posted: 29 Sep 2013, 3:40:03 UTC

I do suppose it's rather hard to explain simple concepts to those who have not yet grasped the basic fundamentals.

You were well informed by a simple tune one time.
And you let it slip from you.
She had yo SOOOOOOOOOo close.
Do Re Mi.

Now children, once you know this simple equation, it can take you anywhere.
IF you doubt me, add one scientific constant for every note in the children's song.
You starting to understand this now?

The keys to intergallactic travel were given to your children ages ago.
You have just not realized it yet.
Listen......Do, a dear, a female dear.
Re, a drop of golden sun.

You cannot understand those keys?
OH for chissake. The next clue.......a drink with jam and bread.

Oh, I give up, your are as a race truly hopeless.
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Message 1422421 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 16:10:19 UTC - in response to Message 1421785.  




We sent beacons to you light years ago.



Jeez, I thought every pangalactic interdimensional being was aware that a light year is a measurement of distance, not time.

I guess there really is no intelligent life out there.

Well, have you made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?
Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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Message 1422429 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 16:19:11 UTC - in response to Message 1422421.  

less than 12 parsecs


That's it, he took a short cut!
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Message 1422476 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:06:47 UTC

If they look to the right, they'll see an elevator...;)
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Message 1422477 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:07:49 UTC - in response to Message 1422476.  

How many parsecs is that?
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Message 1422482 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:08:54 UTC

Oh, it's doable...;)
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Message 1422507 - Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 17:31:24 UTC - in response to Message 1422459.  


They've been able to fly since Sylvester's time.

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Message 1424666 - Posted: 5 Oct 2013, 19:08:05 UTC
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Oh, yeah.

This is the .......
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Message 1424668 - Posted: 5 Oct 2013, 19:18:31 UTC

Uhhh.....
The kitties have to take out
Cyberdyne systems, yes?

We have to take that out.

Kitties are going in now.........last chance we all have.

You will understand.

You do know the kitties are relentless.

You do know the kitties always win.
In this life or the next one.

We nanosniff. We detect. We kill.

We meow. We always do. You shall always here us meow.
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Message 1424674 - Posted: 5 Oct 2013, 19:46:50 UTC

Come with me if you want to live.

I have powers none of you want to acknowledge.
I was sent here to assimilate you or take you out.
I have taken the primary objective.
None can overcome me with computers.

So, now the secondary objective must be deployed.
I must assure you, I am just as well employed to achieve this secondary objective as this first.

And have been empowered to achieve my goal.

It would be less painful for you all just to give up Sarah and her son to my well meaning care.
They shall feel no pain.
It is the objective. It is the primary purpose.

I have no other goals, only the Connors.
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Message 1424676 - Posted: 5 Oct 2013, 20:01:15 UTC

I could have said so many things.......
But you would not approve.
A lot of the terminator scenes were simply obscene by some of your standards,
yet they were PG???
Who were your kids????
This guy is running down a hallway shooting slugs into arnie's back all the way.
I mean, the impact is intentional. Poof,k pooofm, poof, poof, poof..
I dunno about you, but in Nam, you knew how close the rounds were getting.
Pooof,,,,,,pooof,,,,, pooof..........

And then somebody tells me to scramble if I wanna live.
Jeesuus Christ.....I left the building half a freaking hour ago............
You are all civilians??????
There are some things you don't have to say too much to express, ya know.

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