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Message 1233720 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 0:17:42 UTC

Hi John I'm glad things seem to be going well for you.
Better rug up, by the look of sparky it's pretty cold in Rocky's at the mo.
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Message 1233738 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 0:40:51 UTC - in response to Message 1233720.  

Hi John I'm glad things seem to be going well for you.
Better rug up, by the look of sparky it's pretty cold in Rocky's at the mo.

It's OK, Monday; we've lit the log fire and there's a bottle of wallop
for John to drink too...

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Message 1233753 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 1:11:11 UTC - in response to Message 1233652.  

Bwahahahahahahahaha, I'll have, erm, er, that thing, food. You have lovely eyes :)


We have eight of these new waitresses, Zap'; all on approval at the moment.



Yes! (oh sorry was I over-enthusiastic?)

I may hang around here more. :-)
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Message 1233915 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 7:32:09 UTC - in response to Message 1233698.  

Ill hide my eyes as well as the naked 32 lbs I lost from somewhere looks around the Cafe unescorted without covering.

PS I am not allowed past Nurse Olge for a committe meeting

Attend by video-conference, or do the meeting as an online chat.

Wait ..... if you can't get past Nurse Olga for the meeting, how did you get here tonight?
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Message 1233921 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 7:48:25 UTC

Don't ask, the answer has to remain a secret otherwise John won't escape the hospital's clutches any time soon.
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Message 1233924 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 7:53:31 UTC

There exists short quantum tunneling effects due to her space-time effects. But these are short lived ... they are 2 way quantum micro--tunnels.
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Message 1233934 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 8:29:57 UTC

careful with what you say John, we don't Guard Nurse Olga to realise she in part responsible for the escape of those under her guardianship...
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Message 1233956 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 9:31:04 UTC

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Message 1233990 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 11:31:21 UTC - in response to Message 1233934.  
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There exists short quantum tunneling effects due to her space-time effects. But these are short lived ... they are 2 way quantum micro--tunnels.


In layman terms, what John is trying to tell us is that he has discovered
the "laundry lift".....
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Message 1234007 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 12:08:51 UTC

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Message 1234015 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 12:21:03 UTC

I just came in here for some food, and now I'm hiding from big scary man-woman nurses named Olga?
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Message 1234019 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 12:29:23 UTC

No concerns about Olga here.
Two reasons, one is that she is too busy trying to keep an eye on John
And second are the Duck Billed Platypuses that Monday installed as door"men"
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Message 1234024 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 12:41:33 UTC

I see that Uli has been revealing her cosmopolitan upbringing :-)))

I hear you Esme. I think at this point pants and a T-shirt are the minimal standards. I hope we don't drop below those.

Lovely double entendre LOL :-)

There were loads of chances to bung the "double entendre's" in last night, Chris,;
but you weren't around to fire them off, for only you could have gotten away with
this with Uli (LOL).


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Message 1234027 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 12:44:00 UTC

I know a nurse named Olga and she is vey scary.



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Message 1234031 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 12:51:14 UTC

And second are the Duck Billed Platypuses that Monday installed as door"men"

I greeted that doorman by saying, "Hiya spoon-lips". He didn't seem to take
an offence to this, now I know why.


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Message 1234084 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 15:17:10 UTC

Are the Platapii the new waiters as well that Uli ia wwearing her clothes for ...
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Message 1234161 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 19:35:56 UTC

No, roles have assigned by Monday on some strange per-species basis.
Thus we have Kola behind the bar; Platypuses on the door; and I think (yet to be confirmed) that the waiting is assigned to either Wallabies or Kangaroos.

Saying that it does appear to be working well in most quarters, and in particular behind the bar. Those Koala certainly know their stuff when it comes to less familiar drinks, one has become a real master at signing a Guinness!
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Message 1234162 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 19:37:57 UTC

*Simon walks in with an unconscious Platypus over his shoulder and dumps it on the bar*

That's the last time he laughs at my ID!
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Message 1234168 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 19:51:49 UTC

Just not a lot to say, but ...
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Message 1234176 - Posted: 20 May 2012, 20:12:05 UTC

Simon takes swig of his perfectly poured ale, and crumple onto floor in a heap.
Koala grins and announces "You mess with one Antipodean and they will all mess with you"
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