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Message 1204441 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 4:19:39 UTC

ROFLMAO go Eric!
I used to be a cruncher like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Message 1204444 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 4:33:59 UTC - in response to Message 1204440.  
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Dear, I think you should be knowing,
That my moobs, I won't be showing.
About your flirting I worry not,
Because even you have surely thought,
About the path our breasts are taking
O'er this course our planet's making.
Even though you I do adore,
your boobs are heading for the floor.


With that point I can't argue
Alas, alack... it ALL is true
I fear my cleavage cavity
Is not immune to gravity!

But my dear, the joke's on you
Some years ago you said "I do!"
So while you sit there smug and smart
You'll view them until death we part!!!
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Message 1204448 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 4:49:10 UTC

You two are a hoot!
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Message 1204449 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 4:49:53 UTC - in response to Message 1204448.  

You two are a hoot!

Uh... don't you mean we're a pair of hooters?
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Message 1204450 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 4:50:41 UTC

Eric...man....enjoy the couch after that one! OMG....my wife would slaughter me!


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Message 1204451 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 4:51:26 UTC

Yes, dear, this we all know
And that is why eyesight
is the first thing to go.
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Message 1204454 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 4:56:04 UTC

Eric, I hope Logan Frodo saved you some grapes and a warm spot under the porch.
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Message 1204456 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 5:01:28 UTC - in response to Message 1204451.  

Yes, dear, this we all know
And that is why eyesight
is the first thing to go.



But Eric dear, have you not heard, of Lasik surgery?
It fixes eyes up really fast, before the count of three!
When eyesight is restored, dear man, do you know what you'll see?
Why you'll see ME, just standing there, a boob upon each knee!

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Message 1204459 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 5:12:03 UTC

I just scared both my kitties laughing so hard. Now I have to go wipe away the tears.
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Message 1204460 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 5:12:10 UTC - in response to Message 1204456.  

Really, dear, I'm sure
A boob job would be less.
You could donate the extra
To a needy blonde actress.

Think of all the money
We'd save on titanium and kevlar.
If your boobs were somewhat
farther north and moderately smaller.
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Message 1204463 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 5:16:54 UTC
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Ok on that note... think I'll make some popcorn and do a Firefly marathon.
Good night all you crunchers!
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Message 1204465 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 5:22:10 UTC - in response to Message 1204460.  

Really, dear, I'm sure
A boob job would be less.
You could donate the extra
To a needy blonde actress.

Think of all the money
We'd save on titanium and kevlar.
If your boobs were somewhat
farther north and moderately smaller.



Eric darling, please don't think I'd spend our hard earned cash
On a boob job to correct what nature on me stashed
We shouldn't squander all our dough on boob jobs or a Lexus
It's surgery YOU'LL need the day your prostate's big as Texas!
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Message 1204466 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 5:28:01 UTC

Dear I think it's time
I headed off to bed.
If you want to discuss your boobs
then bring them there instead.
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Message 1204468 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 5:30:53 UTC - in response to Message 1204466.  

Dear I think it's time
I headed off to bed.
If you want to discuss your boobs
then bring them there instead.


Sounds like a plan, you frisky man,
I'm running upstairs as fast as I can!!!

(Goodnight crunchers! Happy Poet's Day everyone!!!)
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Message 1204483 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 7:17:49 UTC

In for a good evening win!
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Message 1204488 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 7:38:33 UTC

And I'm heading off to bed to allow My batteries to recharge...
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Message 1204498 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 9:42:00 UTC


LOL

Good morning all.



With each crime and every kindness we birth our future.
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Message 1204504 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 10:27:56 UTC

Good morning all posters, and those for a rhyme.
The night went well with moobs mentioned a time.
When substantial, they come with problems of scale,
and need support by staple to bat winds, is my tale.
But, they make a good defence on a Friday night,
when the drunks come out ready to fight.
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 1204517 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 11:17:54 UTC

Poets day...what can I say
Missing the Angie and Eric affray
Then I was glad that I hit the hay....

....Goodness knows what I would have rhymed up
myself here during their battles on verse.

As Shakespeare once wrote, "All's well that ends well",
Just how well it all ended here one just does not know,
but the mind does boggle somewhat?...




The Kite Fliers

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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.
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Message 1204562 - Posted: 10 Mar 2012, 13:56:27 UTC

Winning without poems or stairs, or sun for that matter.
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